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Offline Joseph1608

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Re: You know you're a Parkour KID when...
« Reply #60 on: May 31, 2009, 04:56:21 PM »
When your curb has footprints engraved in them. (From your shoes)
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Re: You know you're a Parkour KID when...
« Reply #61 on: June 01, 2009, 09:00:03 AM »
when you try to walk on water   and can't get farther than the first step      ( sounds good  ;D)
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Re: You know you're a Parkour KID when...
« Reply #62 on: June 01, 2009, 02:23:54 PM »
...you tear up a hot spot with a chick in stead of going to prom with her.
...you yell "First Blood!" and hold out your hand enthusiastically so others can see, then keep going.
...you replace "Chuck Norris" with "David Belle" in crappy jokes.

And I wouldn't say converting so much as recruiting... kinda...  ::)
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Re: You know you're a Parkour KID when...
« Reply #63 on: June 03, 2009, 07:44:57 AM »
Quote from: Jack C. on September 11, 2008, 04:26:15 PM
same, except I'm the elite ninja  ;D


I'm known as "Parkour" =D
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Re: You know you're a Parkour KID when...
« Reply #64 on: June 03, 2009, 08:53:54 AM »
Quote from: Urban Miller on June 03, 2009, 07:44:57 AM
Quote from: Jack C. on September 11, 2008, 04:26:15 PM
same, except I'm the elite ninja  ;D


I'm known as "Parkour" =D


lol, me too   but its pronouced diffrently to sound like a name
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Re: You know you're a Parkour KID when...
« Reply #65 on: June 03, 2009, 09:46:33 AM »



lol, me too   but its pronouced diffrently to sound like a name
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How so?
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Re: You know you're a Parkour KID when...
« Reply #66 on: June 03, 2009, 10:10:18 AM »
i was thinking parker
lol
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Re: You know you're a Parkour KID when...
« Reply #67 on: June 04, 2009, 06:09:45 AM »
lol, hard trying to explain while typing
 

umm..  like this i think


Paer-Kour        and say it like its on syllable  lol    ;D ;D ;D
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Re: You know you're a Parkour KID when...
« Reply #68 on: August 11, 2009, 11:38:50 AM »
Quote from: Wes_W on May 12, 2009, 06:55:50 PM
Quote from: Mike Patella on May 11, 2009, 06:06:34 PM
You know you're a traceur when in your daily life you go out of your way to step onto and lightly jump off of small objects such as curbs, stairs, and the edges of low planters. 
I do that and i get the oddest looks from people

Amen

Edit: When you see somebody do a back flip over a rail and say "I could do that faster with a Kong Vault"
       When you tell your friends to go look at this forum even when they have no idea what's going on
« Last Edit: August 11, 2009, 11:46:47 AM by Drew Horton »
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Re: You know you're a Parkour KID when...
« Reply #69 on: August 11, 2009, 06:29:26 PM »
*thread moans and shuffles around a bit, shaking out after such a long rest*
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Re: You know you're a Parkour KID when...
« Reply #70 on: August 12, 2009, 04:50:25 AM »
Quote from: Cody Bolen on May 31, 2009, 05:25:08 PM
When you leave the windows of your car down just so you can pull a David Belle

When you start replacing verbs with David Belle
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Re: You know you're a Parkour KID when...
« Reply #71 on: August 12, 2009, 11:10:36 PM »
Quote from: MeKa360 on June 01, 2009, 09:00:03 AM
when you try to walk on water   and can't get farther than the first step      ( sounds good  ;D)

dude yes!
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Re: You know you're a Parkour KID when...
« Reply #72 on: August 14, 2009, 07:20:30 PM »
Lol, i got a nick name too, steroids. Just from doing parkour... lol
Anyways, you've messed with one of the bullies at school jsut to parkour your way out of it
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Re: You know you're a Parkour KID when...
« Reply #73 on: August 15, 2009, 10:11:08 AM »
first post fail
* shawn7656 facepalms

parkour=noun
like football

you dont football
you go play/practice/train football

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Re: You know you're a Parkour KID when...
« Reply #74 on: August 15, 2009, 01:07:56 PM »
wait why are we reviving this thread when we already have the, "you know you are a traceur when.." thread?
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Re: You know you're a Parkour KID when...
« Reply #75 on: August 15, 2009, 02:12:47 PM »
Quote from: Kenn Andersen on August 15, 2009, 01:07:56 PM
wait why are we reviving this thread when we already have the, "you know you are a traceur when.." thread?

Because 2 is more efficient.
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Re: You know you're a Parkour KID when...
« Reply #76 on: August 15, 2009, 09:06:33 PM »
but you get repeats

and this thread was originally bashing "parkour kids" who dont know what theyre doing but think they do

go read the first page
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The shadow overtake us, we are known
We're more than carbon and chemicals
Free will is ours and we can't let go
We are the image of the invisible"
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Re: You know you're a Parkour KID when...
« Reply #77 on: August 22, 2009, 10:24:25 AM »
When you see opportunities that you can't perform frequently.

Quote from: Clint "Striker" Walker on October 08, 2008, 01:09:13 PM
You know your a traceur when...

going around a vehicle to get in the other side seems odd to you

you use the term "bouncing off the walls" in a literal since.

every banister, rail, and wall in your house is damaged or covered with skid marks from vaults & tic tacs

Skate borders start calling you crazy, even those you could say the same about

I'm not the only Clint here! Yay! :D
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Re: You know you're a Parkour KID when...
« Reply #78 on: March 13, 2010, 05:35:22 PM »
When:
You tell your friends to start working out so they can do parkour too.

Your shed is breaking apart and has no more paint at waist level.

You see a comment in this thread that says muscle up. Promptly look it up and run out to your shed in the rain and do it.  (great technique, slippery surfaces will bow to me :P)

You can be seen sizing up walls and ledges with lustful eyes while thinking "Next time."

One of your knees are down for the count at all times, but that doesn't stop you.


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Re: You know you're a Parkour KID when...
« Reply #79 on: March 13, 2010, 05:43:59 PM »
... you get grounded for stretching the leather on you're mom's best couch.
... you set up an old dresser in the middle of the hallway to practice kongs.

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