Topic: You know you're a Parkour KID when...

[Brandon "Shark" Dean]

When you curse stickers on the ground because they make it where you can't roll right.

[Brian Dayton]

when you're the only person in your school can jump up and grab the basketball net at school and climb on top of the backboard.

[Jack Kendall]

Lmao, I've totally done that.


Then I got yelled at by the cranky gym teacher 

[Brandon "Shark" Dean]

When you brake/jam one of your fingers and you almost scream from frustration because it means you can't do certain parkour movements.

[Westafur Ward]

When you go through the school using anything but stairs.

Dude i do that at my school its so fun

Also you know your a parkour kid when your car hood has dents in it from you trying to kong vault it

[DS03Videos]

when kids give you nicknames like blackie chan, ninja, bruce leroy

when your walking down the street and every thing you see is an obsticle to do something on

when your gf tell u not to try a trick cause u might get hurt n u do it anyways

[MeKa360]

you go to a hospital from over exhaustion

[Brandon "Shark" Dean]

you go to a hospital from over exhaustion

Dude, I almost passed out while I was training one time. I had to lay down cause I was dizzy, and I felt the blood throbbing through my head. I quit for the night soon after.

[MeKa360]

you go to a hospital from over exhaustion

Dude, I almost passed out while I was training one time. I had to lay down cause I was dizzy, and I felt the blood throbbing through my head. I quit for the night soon after.

soz.   and chill dude. i think this is a joke thread.   is it?

[Mike Patella]

You know you're a traceur when in your daily life you go out of your way to step onto and lightly jump off of small objects such as curbs, stairs, and the edges of low planters. 

[David Jones]

You know you're a traceur when in your daily life you go out of your way to step onto and lightly jump off of small objects such as curbs, stairs, and the edges of low planters. 

True that.

[Westafur Ward]

You know you're a traceur when in your daily life you go out of your way to step onto and lightly jump off of small objects such as curbs, stairs, and the edges of low planters. 

I do that and i get the oddest looks from people

[Mike Patella]

You know you're a traceur when in your daily life you go out of your way to step onto and lightly jump off of small objects such as curbs, stairs, and the edges of low planters. 

I do that and i get the oddest looks from people

Always just a feeble attempt to satiate the burning hunger for parkour.

[MeKa360]

you can outrun anyone in your school, making you a NINJA

[CBHPK]

when your parents say if all your friends jump off a bridge would you? and you reply most likely

[MeKa360]

when your parents say if all your friends jump off a bridge would you? and you reply most likely

i would ask how high the bridge is  ,  and what am i landing on

[CBHPK]

Also when your out jogging you check out nice spots instead of girls

[Youngrunner]

When you botch a land and break 5 bones not notice it and keep going.

[Mike Patella]

When you botch a land and break 5 bones not notice it and keep going.

I do not want to meet the person that breaks five bones without noticing.

[Team Avian]

When you botch a land and break 5 bones not notice it and keep going.

I do not want to meet the person that breaks five bones without noticing.

*cough*David Belle*cough*

when you MUST scream out to everyone in the car that you see a nice wall... and they agree...

(we said, "there's something wrong with us... oh well...")

edit: *ducks in cover* I just insulted David Belle! Sorry, I forgot, David Belle doesn't break bones, he breaks the concrete he lands on...

-Kyle(Rage)