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We all know them guys. It is now our duty to continue the tradition. I got more...but they will wait...lol
1. David Belle doesn't jump gaps, he jumps states. New York, Virgina, Tennessee
2. David Belle doesn't vault rails, rails are so scared that they throw him over.
3. David Belle once held the world up with his Lats.
4. David Belle was born much like swamp thing, but with concrete and steel.
5. David Belle can vault your mom.
6. When David Belle walks the ground around him shakes out of fear.
7. David Belle once jumped into a bottomless just to show it who's boss.
*continue...
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The Fallen
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« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2006, 12:13:45 PM » |
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David belle can do a back handspring forwards
*edit* with a metal clamp on his balls
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Animals should not try to act like Humans, But if i want to act like a dolphin who's gonna F%$^&ing stop me?
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Rafe
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« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2006, 01:42:09 PM » |
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1. For David belle flips are parkour! Cause even physics can't f#ck with his flow.
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The Beatings will continue until every Traceurs is doing weighted squats.
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Brian Belida
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« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2006, 02:20:19 PM » |
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Brilliant idea!
1. David Belle doesn't flip, the world uses him as a pivot point to spin.
2. Superman can leap buildings in a single bound. David Belle smashes the building, truly embracing the "no obstacles" mentality.
3. David Belle can kong Albinoboy's bellend.
4. David Belle's mustasche is Chuck Norris's only weakness. Chuck is jealous that he could never get his facial hair to look that French.
EDIT : More!
5. David Belle can underbar into a closed tupperware container.
6. David Belle's reverse vaults are so fast, you have to watch his face to know he's spinning.
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The Fallen
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« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2006, 04:11:17 PM » |
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Let me think of another one.
David Belle does not use his fingers to type. He shrinks himself down to minituare david belle size and begins to flip around the keyboard in a crazy fashion until he finishes what he is typing.
David Belle can enjoy a broken leg. Three times
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Animals should not try to act like Humans, But if i want to act like a dolphin who's gonna F%$^&ing stop me?
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Stereo29
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« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2006, 05:55:00 PM » |
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(Recycled, but oh well.  Still fits) Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears David Belle pajamas. David Belle has konged over his own shoulders. Twice. |
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Matthew Lee Willis
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« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2006, 01:43:07 AM » |
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auh...how great...
David Belle once revived the soul of a dead child form just his but crack sweat.
David Belle has two modes...Sleep, and flow.
If you tried to Kill David Belle with a gun, Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris would simultaneously round house and haymaker your face.
No one invented parkour. The environment picked its master. That master happened to be David Belle.
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« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2006, 06:36:26 AM » |
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Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he never cries.
After the laws of physics were developed, Belle revised them.
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Rusty, but still solid.
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Spitfyre
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« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2006, 08:44:14 PM » |
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David Belle: Kong King.
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« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2006, 12:14:25 AM » |
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all i'd like to say is that "david belle parkour" can be arranged to spell " A BAD DEVIL RULE PORK". consider yourselves warned!  |
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""No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." -- Eleanor Roosevelt
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The Fallen
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« Reply #10 on: March 26, 2006, 09:09:30 AM » |
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NOOO! not the pork!
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Animals should not try to act like Humans, But if i want to act like a dolphin who's gonna F%$^&ing stop me?
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« Reply #11 on: March 26, 2006, 04:47:15 PM » |
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David belle doesn't flow, he stands still and the obstacles move over him
David belle doesn't roll, the area where he lands turns soft in fear
When david kong vaults, chuck norris and vin disel emulate him and break their faces, then David sweats on them and they are healed
Vin diesel Chuck norris and David belle are all the same person
David and Chuck have both done your mom while doing a reverse vault to backflip precision on top of the empire state building
David belle is your mom dad brother uncle and cat
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Quazar
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« Reply #12 on: March 26, 2006, 06:52:47 PM » |
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Jesus can walk on water
David Belle can swim through land
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 "In heaven, we'll all freerun with Jesus" ..."His Kongs are off the hook!" |
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« Reply #13 on: March 26, 2006, 07:34:04 PM » |
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oh god quazar, shoot me and finish the job. that was the funiest thing i have vere read on a forum, it hurts to breathe!
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""No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." -- Eleanor Roosevelt
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Quazar
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« Reply #14 on: March 26, 2006, 09:57:47 PM » |
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Just doing my part  |
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"In heaven, we'll all freerun with Jesus" ..."His Kongs are off the hook!" |
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Brian Belida
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« Reply #15 on: March 26, 2006, 11:11:56 PM » |
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1. David Belle can top any joke that Quazar can make.  |
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« Reply #16 on: March 27, 2006, 12:01:53 PM » |
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David Belle once ate captain planet
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Animals should not try to act like Humans, But if i want to act like a dolphin who's gonna F%$^&ing stop me?
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« Reply #17 on: March 27, 2006, 12:10:51 PM » |
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ahhh, thats a common misconception Fallen, David Belle IS captain Planet
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Quazar
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« Reply #18 on: March 27, 2006, 05:55:47 PM » |
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Physicists theories that the universe is constantly expanding... in reality, this is just all the obstacles in the world moving out of David Belle's way
David Belle recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage, we today know this beverage as Red Bull
David Belle does not dodge bullets, Bullets dodge David Belle
David Belle invented airplanes because he was tired of being the only person that could fly
David Belle is a mammal. David Belle fights ALL the time. The purpose of David Belle is to flip out and jump obstacles.
It used to called the Tower of Pisa... until it got in David Belle's way on the way to work
David Belle kicked Neo out of Zion, now Neo is The Two
David Belle's i-pod came with a real charger instead of just a USB cord
David Belle once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire
UF once tried to market a David Belle toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take S#!T from nobody!
In the back of the Guinness Book of World Records it states “All records are currently held by David Belle, and the records listed in this book are only the records of those people who have come closest to David Belle’s records.”
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of PAWA's first visit to Tokyo
The reason David Belle does his parkour shirtless is not a matter of choice but instead the fact that, in a state of flow David Belle actually is "Too Sexy for His Shirt" for this reason he usually begins a run with a shirt on but promptly loses it as it is disintegrated by his pure sexiness
The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured David Belle instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as David pk'd over Middle Earth and kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.
David Belle is what Willis was talking about
If you have 5 Dollars and David Belle has 5 Dollars...
David Belle has more money than you
David Belle can touch MC Hammer
When taking the SAT, write "David Belle" for every answer.
You will score a 1600.
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Dagani
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« Reply #19 on: March 27, 2006, 06:27:11 PM » |
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UF once tried to market a David Belle toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take S#!T from nobody!
The reason David Belle does his parkour shirtless is not a matter of choice but instead the fact that, in a state of flow David Belle actually is "Too Sexy for His Shirt" for this reason he usually begins a run with a shirt on but promptly loses it as it is disintegrated by his pure sexiness
David Belle is what Willis was talking about
pretty sure I almost died laughing at those I actually had an idea for one, but I took the time to read your post first and forgot about it thinking about the David Belle toilet paper...I'll edit it in if I remember it. |
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