Physicists theories that the universe is constantly expanding... in reality, this is just all the obstacles in the world moving out of David Belle's way
David Belle recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage, we today know this beverage as Red Bull
David Belle does not dodge bullets, Bullets dodge David Belle
David Belle invented airplanes because he was tired of being the only person that could fly
David Belle is a mammal. David Belle fights ALL the time. The purpose of David Belle is to flip out and jump obstacles.
It used to called the Tower of Pisa... until it got in David Belle's way on the way to work
David Belle kicked Neo out of Zion, now Neo is The Two
David Belle's i-pod came with a real charger instead of just a USB cord
David Belle once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire
UF once tried to market a David Belle toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take S#!T from nobody!
In the back of the Guinness Book of World Records it states “All records are currently held by David Belle, and the records listed in this book are only the records of those people who have come closest to David Belle’s records.”
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of PAWA's first visit to Tokyo
The reason David Belle does his parkour shirtless is not a matter of choice but instead the fact that, in a state of flow David Belle actually is "Too Sexy for His Shirt" for this reason he usually begins a run with a shirt on but promptly loses it as it is disintegrated by his pure sexiness
The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured David Belle instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as David pk'd over Middle Earth and kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.
David Belle is what Willis was talking about
If you have 5 Dollars and David Belle has 5 Dollars...
David Belle has more money than you
David Belle can touch MC Hammer
When taking the SAT, write "David Belle" for every answer.
You will score a 1600.
