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Offline Ryan Brown

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Re: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel
« Reply #40 on: June 23, 2007, 10:30:12 PM »
When David Belle dies (which will be when he's good and ready) he will go to heaven. Not necessarily because he is a good person but because he will vault the pearly gates with ease. Once in heaven he will make regular trips to hell to laugh as Satan and his minions attempt to catch him as he runs through the dark lord's domain. (It bears a resemblance to the B13 chase)
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Re: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel
« Reply #41 on: June 30, 2007, 08:53:46 PM »
David Belle is who ACDC was REALLY refering too in hells bells.
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Re: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel
« Reply #42 on: June 30, 2007, 09:22:40 PM »
David Belle can double jump.
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Re: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel
« Reply #43 on: July 01, 2007, 07:23:09 AM »
David Belle owned Mario at jumping on goombas.
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Re: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel
« Reply #44 on: July 02, 2007, 08:57:25 AM »
David Belle can rocket jump.

With a BB gun.
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Re: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel
« Reply #45 on: July 02, 2007, 02:55:20 PM »
David Belle - Putting special effects artists out of the job since 1973.

David Belle is a crouching tiger, with a hidden dragon. Just ask my mom.

David Belle falls up.
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Re: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel
« Reply #46 on: July 14, 2007, 12:45:10 PM »
David Belle wears two tampons because his flow's so heavy.

David belle never get constipated cause his flow is so nice.

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Re: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel
« Reply #47 on: July 14, 2007, 08:03:44 PM »
Quote from: Quazar on March 26, 2006, 06:52:47 PM
Jesus can walk on water

David Belle can swim through land

Wow. Best thing ever. Oh my god that's amazing.
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Re: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel
« Reply #48 on: July 15, 2007, 09:07:39 AM »
dude...acewall....discusting.
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Re: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel
« Reply #49 on: July 15, 2007, 07:27:51 PM »
Agreed, sick.  >:(


David Belle doesn't do handstand-pushups, he actually lifts the Earth and shoulder-presses it.

David Belle just vaulted Acewall's Mom...twice...at the same time...tomorrow...

Each time David Belle flips, God kills a species.

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Re: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel
« Reply #50 on: July 19, 2007, 07:54:20 AM »
David Belle is so smooth he can underbar through atoms
David Belle accidently speed vaulted the great wall and landed on the pyramids
Once David Belle saved a kid from a fire in Lisses, but he jumped from the Statue of Liberty to do it.
At David Belle's Marriage his wife rolled down the aisle and he rolled into the wedding ring.
David Belle is the missing link... between.... (cant think of more) :'(
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Re: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel
« Reply #51 on: July 23, 2007, 10:02:24 PM »
can someone...remove that last post...thats just dumb.
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Re: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel
« Reply #52 on: July 27, 2007, 06:24:35 AM »
Yeah, it's obviously referring to the 'dong' or "meat" vault, not the kong. Gosh, get it right! *Napoleon Dynamite voice*
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Re: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel
« Reply #53 on: July 27, 2007, 07:27:16 AM »
Quote from: Matthew Menze on July 27, 2007, 06:24:35 AM
Yeah, it's obviously referring to the 'dong' or "meat" vault, not the kong. Gosh, get it right! *Napoleon Dynamite voice*
LOL!!
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Re: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel
« Reply #54 on: August 02, 2007, 09:50:00 AM »
Can i make a new rule for this thread no dumb gross jokes that means you jfred and expecially acewell those jokes just sucked
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Re: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel
« Reply #55 on: August 13, 2007, 10:19:28 AM »
Matthew Lee Willis u scare david belle
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Re: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel
« Reply #56 on: August 13, 2007, 05:27:03 PM »
auh.  Thank you?
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Re: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel
« Reply #57 on: August 18, 2007, 06:29:19 PM »
david belle is so smooth, he was once mistaken for ex-lax.

(i hope that's ridiculous enough not to be too "gross." it's late, i'm tired, and that's the best i could do.  i tried.
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Re: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel
« Reply #58 on: August 18, 2007, 07:36:39 PM »
david belle doesn't do parkour, parkour does david belle.

david belle spent a summer vacation inside the belly of a blue whale.

david belle Shi :ots gold and spits tabacco sauce
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Re: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel
« Reply #59 on: August 19, 2007, 06:52:18 AM »
David Belle can bake a potato with his bare hands.

It's not that David Belle can jump that high; cement just cringes when it sees him coming.

David Belle can actually be two places at once.

David Belle falls asleep on roller coasters.

M&Ms melt in David Belle's hand.

David Belle plays tag with cheetahs.

Cheetahs refuse to play tag with David Belle anymore (they're really sore losers).

David Belle eats kryponite for breakfast.

David Belle was raised by wolves.

David Belle has to sleep with a night-light on, because the dark is afraid of David Belle.

David Belle can balance on a blade of grass.

David Belle has his own gravitational pull.





Sorry if some are repeats.  I couldn't remember what all had been said so far.  I'm also sorry some (okay, pretty much all of them) are so lame...  I tried.

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