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Re: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel
« Reply #20 on: March 27, 2006, 07:57:09 PM »
bravo quazar bravo!
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Re: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel
« Reply #21 on: March 27, 2006, 10:01:45 PM »
Oh and Horus... I hope that was all in good humor  :)
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Re: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel
« Reply #22 on: March 27, 2006, 11:23:26 PM »
oh no...  ::)
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Re: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel
« Reply #23 on: June 08, 2006, 03:49:17 PM »
"David Belle is the actual Mesaiah"

"David Belle is Luke Skywalkers Real father"

"Cats are like David Belle, they always land on their feet"

"David Belle can dive roll the Grand Canyon"

"David Belle can underbar over the bar"

"David Belle can do parkour without even moving"



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Re: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel
« Reply #24 on: June 08, 2006, 08:44:39 PM »
David Belle does not perform reverse vaults in space, but rather in time, allowing him to travel backwards and advise a younger David Belle on his technique.

David Belle preforms wallruns and tick-tacs with only his hands because brick walls crumble to dust upon impact with his feet. When asked if he was worried by the increasing fissures and cracks his hands have been inflicting, Belle answered that he would soon consider using the pure force of his Awesome to perform these techniques.

There was no atom bomb dropped during WWII, the US air force simply dropped David Belle into Hiroshima with a parachute and five kilos of angel dust. Nagasaki was believed to have collapsed in fear.
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Re: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel
« Reply #25 on: June 13, 2006, 07:44:12 PM »
David Belle can persicion jump through a worm hole  (the only wormholes that can actualy exist, can only do so on the Quatum Level)
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Re: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel
« Reply #26 on: June 15, 2006, 12:15:49 PM »
Crop Circles are the result of David Belle's dive roll training.

No shoe is worthy to let David wear it.

David Belle can fix voting in Florida.

David Belle can complete a burning building in a "Connect-The-Dots" with only one dot.

man I suck at these...
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Re: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel
« Reply #27 on: June 15, 2006, 04:01:01 PM »
david belle grills steaks on his chest.
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Re: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel
« Reply #28 on: June 18, 2006, 08:48:46 PM »
David Belle can wall run up the Niagra Falls

While most Traucuers says "David Belle could do it" David Belle says "the Prince of Perisa could do it"
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David Belle inveted Steel when he flexed his abs
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Re: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel
« Reply #29 on: June 17, 2007, 01:53:16 PM »
that was all funny but i heard them all before. they were just old jokes made for chuck norris but instead the name was changed to david belle
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Re: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel
« Reply #30 on: June 17, 2007, 06:50:34 PM »
Quote from: rugbyanton on June 17, 2007, 01:53:16 PM
that was all funny but i heard them all before. they were just old jokes made for chuck norris but instead the name was changed to david belle
Silence! We're having fun, quit ruining it.

-When the bogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks under his bed for David Belle.

-David Belle is the reason Waldo is hiding.

-David Belle can get over ANY obstace so fast that he once went all the way around the world so quick he could punch himself in the back of his head.

-David Belle can slam a revolving door.

It kinda seems like we're worshipping Belle here, honestly....
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Re: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel
« Reply #31 on: June 18, 2007, 09:01:12 AM »
Mine where original...that is why I started the thread!
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Re: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel
« Reply #32 on: June 18, 2007, 09:16:58 AM »
Yeah you need ones that are applicable to parkour! Not just to any generic badass.

See MLW or mine for examples :]

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1. David Belle doesn't jump gaps, he jumps states.  New York, Virgina, Tennessee

2. David Belle doesn't vault rails, rails are so scared that they throw him over.

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1. David Belle doesn't flip, the world uses him as a pivot point to spin.
2. Superman can leap buildings in a single bound. David Belle smashes the building, truly embracing the "no obstacles" mentality.
3. David Belle can kong Albinoboy's bellend.
4. David Belle's mustasche is Chuck Norris's only weakness. Chuck is jealous that he could never get his facial hair to look that French.

EDIT : More!

5. David Belle can underbar into a closed tupperware container.
6. David Belle's reverse vaults are so fast, you have to watch his face to know he's spinning.

GO!
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Re: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel
« Reply #33 on: June 18, 2007, 10:07:07 AM »
The Beatles were greater than Jesus. The Beatles broke up because they were sick of being David Belle's bitch.

David Belle can do a double kong to gate vault.

David Belle can land an underbar without grabbing onto anything

David Belle is more hardcore than you will ever be.

David Belle's abs are harder than Chuck Norris' beard.

David Belle shits kryptonite.

David Belle thinks you suck. He knows your mom does.

David Belle's starting heroin dose is 4 grams.

Mr. T has to ask David Belle for permission to pity the fool.
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Re: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel
« Reply #34 on: June 18, 2007, 12:22:22 PM »
Off the top of my head, while Im really bored at work:

David Belle does not need to have sex to produce kids. His sperm precision jump into women.

David Belle can actually fly by vaulting air. He touches the ground when he parkours only to give us an illusion that someday we can be as good as him.

David Belle is his own grandfather. One time he kong vaulted so fast that the earth spun backwards, causing him to go back in time, which is where he met and married his would-be grandmother. This explains why he is beyond awesome in parkour.

David Belle can kill people by vaulting over them

David Belle doesn't sleep. He vaults.

Chuck Norris once had an idea to sell his pee as a drink. It is now known as Red Bull. However David Belle's pee gives you REAL functioning wings. 


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Re: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel
« Reply #35 on: June 18, 2007, 12:58:55 PM »
A few more


Hurricanes are the direct result of David Belle doing speed.

David Belle only wall spins when no one is watching, because his wall spins have been proven to cause cancer to all who see him do it.

David Belle had his spleen removed. From which Adamantium was made.

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Re: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel
« Reply #36 on: June 18, 2007, 01:05:29 PM »
They tell you repetition is key. It's true, David Belle's practiced every single movement to infinity. Twice.
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Re: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel
« Reply #37 on: June 18, 2007, 02:30:07 PM »
David Belle laughed at this thread. Then agreed completely.
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Re: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel
« Reply #38 on: June 18, 2007, 04:32:11 PM »
Quote from: ruskiman on June 18, 2007, 12:22:22 PM
David Belle does not need to have sex to produce kids. His sperm precision jump into women.
lol wow this ones was the funniest i heard so far. it hurt laughing
lol thanks ruskiman
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Re: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel
« Reply #39 on: June 19, 2007, 06:50:33 AM »
no problem, ill try to think up more today
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