Author Topic: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel (Read 17462 times)

Daniel "spider" Potes · « **Reply #100 on:** October 29, 2008, 04:57:21 PM »

david belle in a forrest makes tarzan look like a cockfag.

Matthew Wang · « **Reply #101 on:** October 29, 2008, 05:00:19 PM »

Quote from: chodantraceur on October 28, 2008, 05:20:39 PM

My friend made this one.
David Belle needs a stunt double to bail.

LOL! I love this one!

RM · « **Reply #102 on:** October 29, 2008, 06:09:01 PM »

David Belle once decided not to roll. On impact, the northern hemisphere shook. This phenomenon is now known as the Baby Boom.

WQ F · « **Reply #103 on:** October 30, 2008, 01:39:09 PM »

Quote from: Ron Why on October 29, 2008, 06:09:01 PM

David Belle once decided not to roll. On impact, the northern hemisphere shook. This phenomenon is now known as the Baby Boom.

+1

David Belle can do all parkour movements one handed and blindfolded. He would not miss any precisions or vaults, they come to him.

When David Belle does a flip, he doesn't actually flip, it's just the Earth rotating around him.

Matthew Wang · « **Reply #104 on:** November 03, 2008, 07:00:12 PM »

Every time David Belle flexes his forearms (have you seen those things?!??!) the apocalypse begins, but ends when he relaxes.

Zach Crowell · « **Reply #105 on:** November 04, 2008, 12:31:22 PM »

Quote from: wqf on October 30, 2008, 01:39:09 PM

David Belle can do all parkour movements one handed and blindfolded. He would not miss any precisions or vaults, they come to him.

And backwards.

Eli Kurtz · « **Reply #106 on:** November 04, 2008, 04:57:44 PM »

Quote from: Matthew W on November 03, 2008, 07:00:12 PM

Every time David Belle flexes his forearms (have you seen those things?!??!) the apocalypse begins, but ends when he relaxes.

Matthew Wang · « **Reply #107 on:** November 19, 2008, 08:31:01 PM »

I think it's about that time where this thread kicks back in for a couple of days...

David Belle doesn't do push ups, he does....oh nevermind.

Anyone have any good ones?

Clint Walker · « **Reply #108 on:** November 21, 2008, 05:35:44 PM »

Once upon a time, Chuck Norris and David Belle initiated an epic battle.

The End.

Spencer B · « **Reply #109 on:** November 21, 2008, 10:51:14 PM »

When Chuck Norris was born, he roundhouse kicked the doctor who delivered him, instantly snapping his neck, he survived, but was never able to look left again.

When David Belle was born, did three backhandsprings out of his mothers womb, and ended it with a 1440 standing triple gainer. However the delivering doctors head had already exploded along with everybofy elses in the room.

parkerbb2 · « **Reply #110 on:** November 29, 2008, 03:39:53 PM »

this is the worst one and is probably a repeat but David Belle dosent do push-ups he pushes the world down

Matthew Wang · « **Reply #111 on:** December 15, 2008, 08:24:42 PM »

It's about that time for this thread to come back! Soooooooooo.......

Don't remember if I found this one on this thread but

Chuck Norris clogs the toilet every time he pees.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Blackhand · « **Reply #112 on:** January 27, 2009, 07:31:24 PM »

1 super man flyes trought the air david belle flows trough it.

Mitch Hamilton · « **Reply #113 on:** January 28, 2009, 02:19:59 PM »

David Belle had to cat leap to get on your mom.
Chuck Norris Saved a Building from a burning baby.

EpicMovement · « **Reply #114 on:** January 28, 2009, 05:17:16 PM »

It's been proven multiple times by scientists around the world.

There is a higher percentage of being pitied by Mr. T than there is being born with feet.

lolololololololol

Mitch Hamilton · « **Reply #115 on:** February 02, 2009, 04:41:07 PM »

NONE ARE WORTHY!
None of us are even a late pimple on the great Norris's ass

.... Sad but true.

Dan Frank · « **Reply #116 on:** February 07, 2009, 09:29:24 PM »

David Belle has only messed up a landing once. We now call that incident "The Big Bang."

In a dare, Chuck Norris ripped out his eye and threw it as hard as he could. We now call his eye "Jupiter."

Casey Kandel · « **Reply #117 on:** February 08, 2009, 10:11:25 PM »

More Diesel.

I think Riddick would win in any fight, but Belle may be able to outrun him... Chuck Norris just sucks

Dan Frank · « **Reply #118 on:** February 09, 2009, 07:23:48 PM »

Quote from: Casey "Loki" Kandel on February 08, 2009, 10:11:25 PM

Chuck Norris just sucks

I always pity those who don't value their lives. There is so much to live for, and yet they throw their lives down the chute with a single phrase.

Mitch Hamilton · « **Reply #119 on:** February 09, 2009, 07:31:35 PM »

Quote from: Frank Judge on February 09, 2009, 07:23:48 PM

Quote from: Casey "Loki" Kandel on February 08, 2009, 10:11:25 PM
Chuck Norris just sucks

I always pity those who don't value their lives. There is so much to live for, and yet they throw their lives down the chute with a single phrase.

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Author Topic: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel (Read 17462 times)