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Bag Bitch

Saturday, 19 November 2005

Bag Bitch - The person(s) (usually very few of them) at a jam that decide to bring their backpack. The remaining traceurs find this person as an opportunity to empty their heavy pockets into their back pack and the "Bag Bitch" is left carrying everyone's personal possessions.

See also: gearsighted.

Users' Comments

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1. 11-09-2007 10:11

that must suck for the person that has to carry it

taytayforeva

2. 11-20-2007 19:40

a lot of the people at the jams i go to usually bring a bag

Anaki72

3. 12-19-2007 10:08

hehe sounds like someone i know lol
we nicknamed him "Poketz" cuz he always carries our stuff lol

KitKat

4. 12-20-2007 06:50

I'm my own bag bitch. Solo all the way... gets pretty boring.

TheAlchemistM

5. 01-19-2008 10:50

I'm definitely the bag bitch cause everyone else is too lame to bring their own backpack

Tony Flow

6. 03-25-2008 19:09

lol.....funny :grin

smileninja1805

7. 03-29-2008 11:45

must be real fun to be a mule :roll

luckaws12ooles

8. 04-15-2008 16:55

i have one of those he hangs put w/ me and my friends at jams

Bug_boy

9. 04-17-2008 13:27

Haha! That sound familiar; I used to be the Bag Bitch back in Texas, with my old PK buddies, before I started practicing myself.

SilverTongue

10. 05-22-2008 08:08

I guess that technically makes me a bag bitch lol what can you do...

Tragedy

11. 05-22-2008 16:05

iim my own bag bitch lol i practice alone but some kid follows me when doing my parkour and he tries to be good but kinda fails

PhoenixFlip

12. 05-24-2008 12:23

AHAHAHAH hella funny! ...except... im the bag bitch for my friends... :sigh

SpeedyGonzales

13. 05-28-2008 12:07

What you have to think about is that they have your wallet, keys, phone, and other valubles.

A13X

14. 06-24-2008 18:39

True, but you'd better hope that he's not as good of a freerunner, so you can catch up if he bolts. I was the bag bitch last time my friends and i went, it wasn't that bad because i was weariing a camel pack, without water. There wasn't that much space so I wasn't thrown off balance when we cut through allies and other gateways to a good spot. There was also a lot of padding, so if i fell, the items wouldn't get destroyed...completely.

CitadelSapper

15. 06-25-2008 15:13

I dont usually need a bag bitch; I have a small zip-pouch that I put my ID, money, and keys in. It goes in my back pocket and has a little strap that clips to my belt loop so I dont lose it. I find that this is generally the best way to go, in my experience.