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« Reply #2620 on: November 04, 2009, 07:33:24 AM »

Santa doesn't run dating business. Sorry Grin Tongue
no no, you've got it all wrong, its more like a russian wife thing.    Tongue Tongue
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« Reply #2621 on: November 04, 2009, 07:38:59 AM »

Because some of us are new to the forum, doesn't mean we are new to Parkour, or reducing time spent training.  Tongue
I was talking about the people who have 7 posts one day, then 120 the next, it was a generalization of course, im sorry if i offended you!
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« Reply #2622 on: November 04, 2009, 11:58:32 AM »

I was talking about the people who have 7 posts one day, then 120 the next, it was a generalization of course, im sorry if i offended you!

I go on the forums to learn from more experienced Traceurs..... Cause I live too far away from chicago to attend their Jams right now, maybe some day.




You know you're a traceur when you dream of attending a jam one day. 
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« Reply #2623 on: November 04, 2009, 12:04:28 PM »

You know your a traceur when winter is a living hell.
FREAKING SNOW!!!!!  Angry
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« Reply #2624 on: November 04, 2009, 12:17:58 PM »

You know your a traceur when winter is a living hell.
FREAKING SNOW!!!!!  Angry

Yay for conditioning! Wink
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« Reply #2625 on: November 04, 2009, 02:29:26 PM »

When, despite how much you enjoy spending time with your GF, anytime at all, before school when you have access to weights, you think about conditioning you could be doing right then and feel like you're thinking about another woman! xD
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« Reply #2626 on: November 04, 2009, 03:05:30 PM »

When, despite how much you enjoy spending time with your GF, anytime at all, before school when you have access to weights, you think about conditioning you could be doing right then and feel like you're thinking about another woman! xD
Well if Im always doing conditioning then..... Tongue
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« Reply #2627 on: November 04, 2009, 03:10:41 PM »

eh we walk home together. its like two miles. it kiiiinnnda counts but not really (as conditioning)
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« Reply #2628 on: November 04, 2009, 05:41:46 PM »

when you are not on a dolphin...but you are still doin flips and shit
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« Reply #2629 on: November 04, 2009, 07:12:40 PM »

im wondering why right aligning is an option.... anyways....

why is this thread in general discussion?
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« Reply #2630 on: November 05, 2009, 07:35:58 AM »

because it's general stuff?

idk...


anyways:
When you find yourself sitting on top of a light post on I-94.... looking at all the car's passing by....
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« Reply #2631 on: November 05, 2009, 01:34:30 PM »

if you have RHSSIP

Random Hand Stand Syndrome In Public
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« Reply #2632 on: November 05, 2009, 04:00:36 PM »


When you find yourself sitting on top of a light post on I-94.... looking at all the car's passing by....

Dude, how tall was that?
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« Reply #2633 on: November 05, 2009, 05:14:48 PM »

if you have RHSSIP

Random Hand Stand Syndrome In Public
I definitely have that. I can't wait till I can learn flips, so I can randomly do those, as well.  Tongue
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« Reply #2634 on: November 06, 2009, 07:35:51 AM »

Dude, how tall was that?

Not too tall, fifteen feet maybe?
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« Reply #2635 on: November 06, 2009, 08:15:03 AM »

When you trip and instantly do a roll.
When you are walking home and you want to kong the person in front of you's dog.
When you go to a new city for no reason than to find good spots.
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« Reply #2636 on: November 06, 2009, 09:45:16 AM »

When you jump down from a height, just to climb back up again.

when you climb up and slide down the railing instead of using the stairs.

when you download George Herbert's translated book, and spend all night reading it, and the whole next day training.

when you randomly get side tracked by a LONG fence and start balencing on it from one end to the other.

 
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« Reply #2637 on: November 06, 2009, 10:03:48 AM »

When you think rails are a man's best friend, rather than dogs.
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« Reply #2638 on: November 06, 2009, 05:17:53 PM »

when you crawl 5 miles until you noticed you left your ipod touch in your hand and cracked the screen...

when you jump over a "No Trespassing" sign and  write " I Trespassed."

When throw gloves on a telephone line

when you climb on a roof and it collapses.

you randomly jump off walls for fun
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« Reply #2639 on: November 06, 2009, 05:54:51 PM »

when you crawl 5 miles until you noticed you left your ipod touch in your hand and cracked the screen...

when you jump over a "No Trespassing" sign and  write " I Trespassed."

when you climb on a roof and it collapses.


No. Do NOT trespass. Do NOT go on roofs.
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