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« Reply #870 on: October 13, 2008, 08:43:20 PM » |
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When your friend says "now go jump off the Sears Tower and land on your feet"
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Aaron Ream
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« Reply #871 on: October 13, 2008, 10:37:50 PM » |
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... you start calling Spiderman Peter Parkour rather than Peter Parker.
... the majority of your senior pictures consist of various vaults and percisions.
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I'll never look back
Ive got No Regrets
Cause time doesn't wait for me
I Choose to go my own way
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« Reply #872 on: October 14, 2008, 03:39:21 PM » |
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... you start calling Spiderman Peter Parkour rather than Peter Parker.
Lol! Never thought of that! |
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Spark710
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« Reply #873 on: October 14, 2008, 06:49:32 PM » |
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...when before if your nickname was 'Spark', you're now called 'Sparkour'.
...when King Kong came out, you got really excited hearing people talk about 'kong's.
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What is fitness without finesse?
What is power without precision?
99% right is still 100% wrong.
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Jake Vigil (Denver Family)
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Be the Change you wish to see in the world
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« Reply #874 on: October 15, 2008, 04:12:23 AM » |
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... you start calling Spiderman Peter Parkour rather than Peter Parker.
... the majority of your senior pictures consist of various vaults and percisions.
Hahaha, I love both of those. I have to turn my senior pics in... TODAY, and the one I picked was a closeup of me Konging a picnic table |
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I no longer see Obstacles. I see Opportunities.
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M16Parkour
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« Reply #875 on: October 16, 2008, 11:29:42 AM » |
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When your joining the army for the Obstical Corse
When your recruiter smokes you everyday he finds out you did parkour because he thinks your going to hurt your self
When you start bringing in videos of you doing parkour because him smoking you is a great way to get stronger.
When your recruiter is so pissed he tells you to run from piont A to B and he'll drive and you beat him there.
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Wenxin "Airzn" Yang
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Stephane?! Where?!
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« Reply #876 on: October 16, 2008, 01:37:12 PM » |
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Lesser Known Fact: Traceurs also always land on their feet.
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I'll Never Lose My Freedom. I'll Never Lose My Ability To Fly. The Child And The Bird Are The Ones I Admire The Most.
Want to see me run over there and back? ... Want to see me do it again?
One must walk the run before they can run the run
Life gave me a pair of shoes, I decided to use them
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Bret [Soundcrafter]
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« Reply #877 on: October 16, 2008, 03:26:18 PM » |
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When your joining the army for the Obstical Corse
When your recruiter smokes you everyday he finds out you did parkour because he thinks your going to hurt your self
When you start bringing in videos of you doing parkour because him smoking you is a great way to get stronger.
When your recruiter is so pissed he tells you to run from piont A to B and he'll drive and you beat him there.
Bahahahahaha. |
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Tom "Falcon" Johnson
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Self-training wanna-be from Guam...lol
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« Reply #878 on: October 16, 2008, 05:51:30 PM » |
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You're the only runner/jogger at your school or mall that does laps through the buildings rather than around them.
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"When once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been and there you will always long to return."
-Leonardo Da Vinci
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« Reply #879 on: October 17, 2008, 07:30:33 PM » |
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Lesser Known Fact: Traceurs also always land on their feet.
Not even close, I've mastered the ass precision. |
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Abs Patentia Veni Perfectio.
If it doesn't have four legs or fly, *expletive deleted* it.
-Desmund from Houston Parkour
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« Reply #880 on: October 17, 2008, 07:39:18 PM » |
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Lesser Known Fact: Traceurs also always land on their feet.
Not even close, I've mastered the ass precision. Oh... my... God... That is ****ing hilarious! You have forever bettered my life  |
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Have the courage to live, because anyone can die- Robert Cody.
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Dave Grimes
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« Reply #881 on: October 17, 2008, 09:17:56 PM » |
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..When your hands look like you jacked off a chainsaw. On a good day.
lmfao, I cannot even.. oh man. that's funny. =) I quoted that twice today. but I did not give you credit Adam. and for that. I apologize. |
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Matt Hein
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« Reply #882 on: October 17, 2008, 09:55:30 PM » |
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Lesser Known Fact: Traceurs also always land on their feet.
Not even close, I've mastered the ass precision. i saw it at the national jam in San Antonio, he ass precisioned a bar. freakin funny |
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A bad traceur does a move untill he gets it right. A great traceur does it untill he is not able to get it wrong.
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codycatastrophe
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« Reply #883 on: October 18, 2008, 06:37:25 AM » |
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When it seems getting hit by a car wont hurt that much...
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"live life like a dream,live life like you mean it."
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Jake Vigil (Denver Family)
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« Reply #884 on: October 18, 2008, 07:24:16 AM » |
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When you want to run across a busy street (Colfax, for you Denverites) in full trafic to try to palm-spin or vault all of them.
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