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« Reply #150 on: April 07, 2008, 07:26:02 PM »

...When summer isnt for Parties, its for Parkour
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« Reply #151 on: April 07, 2008, 07:35:45 PM »

...When summer isnt for Parties, its for Parkour

Nicely put, man.
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« Reply #152 on: April 07, 2008, 07:38:21 PM »

...When summer isnt for Parties, its for Parkour

Nicely put, man.
Thanks. Seeing as in Alaska, There is a long winter and a long break from Parkour. Thats way more important.
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« Reply #153 on: April 07, 2008, 09:40:06 PM »

... when you go to shake someone's hand and notice that they happen to have some good callouses. Then you get that look in your eye...


Just happened today, lol!

...When summer isnt for Parties, its for Parkour
QFT. You should definitely put that in your sig.
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« Reply #154 on: April 07, 2008, 11:14:32 PM »

... when you go to shake someone's hand and notice that they happen to have some good callouses. Then you get that look in your eye...


Just happened today, lol!

...When summer isnt for Parties, its for Parkour
QFT. You should definitely put that in your sig.

Yeah Jason that's totally sig worthy  Wink
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« Reply #155 on: April 08, 2008, 05:29:02 AM »

...when everything you do furthers your parkour to some end. I.E. getting a new job to make enough cash to buy those new shoes, or joining cross country and track to build up your endurance.
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« Reply #156 on: April 08, 2008, 06:47:17 PM »

...People think you're lazy because you're always taking shortcuts through fences and rails
...You love a playground just as much, if not more, than an elementary school kid
...You're in the middle of a 400 meter race and you're scoping out the other team's home field for jammin' spots
...You helped this thread get to 11 pages
...You feel like you've escaped Plato's cave and are preaching nonsense to everyone else when you try to explain the things parkour does for you

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« Reply #157 on: April 08, 2008, 06:56:12 PM »

...You feel like you've escaped Plato's cave and are preaching nonsense to everyone else when you try to explain the things parkour does for you
Hahahaha, good one. Cheesy
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« Reply #158 on: April 08, 2008, 07:05:29 PM »

...you think that the entire parkour community going to DC sounds like an easily mistakable terrorist attack. Grin
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« Reply #159 on: April 08, 2008, 07:55:40 PM »

To whoever said the jacking off the chainsaw one, +20.


> A ride through the city, especially a new city, is the most exciting part of the road trip. (LOOK! Look at that rail set! Guys, stop here! Stop here!)
> You've ever wondered aloud the phrase, What Would David Belle Do? W.W.D.B.D.
> You get the evil eye from parents on the playground cause you just precisioned their kid.
> You read the last sentence and didn't find it odd, obscene, or stupid.
> Anything above head height with more than an inch wide lip is a pull up bar. No exceptions.



hahahahaahahaha precisioned their kid? thats great
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« Reply #160 on: April 08, 2008, 09:00:51 PM »

...when you get so annoyed when you play a video game and your character doesn't have basic Parkour abilities...

...when you tell your friends your out of shape and they look at you like your crazy. "But I can't even do 50 pullups straight..."
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« Reply #161 on: April 09, 2008, 05:34:12 AM »

...when you tell your friends your out of shape and they look at you like your crazy. "But I can't even do 50 pullups straight..."

lol, sounds like me... I keep saying I should be doing more than 20 pullups and then my friends look at me like "are you crazy?"

anyway, you know your a traceur when:

...you think parkour should be renamed to B.T.S.W.I.M... that is: Better Than Sex, While In Motion.
...you pause at the sight of a female tracuse and imidiatly fall in love and ask her to marry you.
...your sex positions have names like kong-vault, monkey vault, speed vault, etc.
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« Reply #162 on: April 09, 2008, 05:39:21 AM »

...when you tell your friends your out of shape and they look at you like your crazy. "But I can't even do 50 pullups straight..."

lol, sounds like me... I keep saying I should be doing more than 20 pullups and then my friends look at me like "are you crazy?"

anyway, you know your a traceur when:

...you think parkour should be renamed to B.T.S.W.I.M... that is: Better Than Sex, While In Motion.
...you pause at the sight of a female tracuse and imidiatly fall in love and ask her to marry you.
...your sex positions have names like kong-vault, monkey vault, speed vault, etc.

You notice that nice looking railing behind a cute girl bending over before you even realize she's there.
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« Reply #163 on: April 09, 2008, 05:41:32 AM »

...when you tell your friends your out of shape and they look at you like your crazy. "But I can't even do 50 pullups straight..."

lol, sounds like me... I keep saying I should be doing more than 20 pullups and then my friends look at me like "are you crazy?"

anyway, you know your a traceur when:

...you think parkour should be renamed to B.T.S.W.I.M... that is: Better Than Sex, While In Motion.
...you pause at the sight of a female tracuse and imidiatly fall in love and ask her to marry you.
...your sex positions have names like kong-vault, monkey vault, speed vault, etc.

You notice that nice looking railing behind a cute girl bending over before you even realize she's there.
Heh, thats even better! I swear most tracuers are more nerds then the guys who play WoW all day.. not that theres anything wrong with that...
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« Reply #164 on: April 09, 2008, 05:42:33 AM »

...when you tell your friends your out of shape and they look at you like your crazy. "But I can't even do 50 pullups straight..."

lol, sounds like me... I keep saying I should be doing more than 20 pullups and then my friends look at me like "are you crazy?"

anyway, you know your a traceur when:

...you think parkour should be renamed to B.T.S.W.I.M... that is: Better Than Sex, While In Motion.
...you pause at the sight of a female tracuse and imidiatly fall in love and ask her to marry you.
...your sex positions have names like kong-vault, monkey vault, speed vault, etc.

You notice that nice looking railing behind a cute girl bending over before you even realize she's there.
Heh, thats even better! I swear most tracuers are more nerds then the guys who play WoW all day.. not that theres anything wrong with that...
Yeah, we tend to be called PK geeks from time to time because we let it envelope us so much...
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