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« Reply #90 on: April 04, 2008, 07:49:30 AM » |
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. . .when emergency vehicle drivers know your face from all the times they insist on yelling, "Don't hurt yourself, I don't wanna have to come back here."
. . . when you test your shoes grip on everything during the rain, juuuust to make sure it's too slippery to practice on. (stupid rain ruining my precisions...)
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« Reply #91 on: April 04, 2008, 08:52:27 AM » |
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..... when you think muse's april fool's joke about a pullup is the most cruel thing imaginable.
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« Reply #92 on: April 04, 2008, 08:55:12 AM » |
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You see a fence with barbed wire on the top and think "Pffft!"
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Life can be divided in two phases:
Phase 1: Before the first time
Phase 2: After the first time
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« Reply #93 on: April 04, 2008, 08:59:24 AM » |
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You see a fence with barbed wire on the top and think "Pffft!"
and grab a thick rug |
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« Reply #94 on: April 04, 2008, 01:48:05 PM » |
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You use "Have you seen Casino Royale?" as your first attempt to explain parkour to someone.
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« Reply #95 on: April 04, 2008, 01:51:48 PM » |
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You use "Have you seen Casino Royale?" as your first attempt to explain parkour to someone.
YES. I have done thi so many times. A lot of people haven't though... > You sit in your computer chair attempting L-sits and dips on the arm rests while reading or watching stuff onscreen. > You have nearly broken said chair while attempting a handstand. |
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« Reply #96 on: April 04, 2008, 02:16:11 PM » |
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You know you are a tracuer when you see this hot college girl being dumped, seeing this perfect opportunity you walk up to her. Then you see this hot spot and run over there.
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The only thing that limits you is yourself.
There is only one way...your own way.
Don't settle.
Fear is just my body telling me I have to be careful.
Go with the flow,
but give the current a fight.
Reach for the sky!
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« Reply #97 on: April 04, 2008, 04:27:30 PM » |
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. . .when emergency vehicle drivers know your face from all the times they insist on yelling, "Don't hurt yourself, I don't wanna have to come back here."
. . . when you test your shoes grip on everything during the rain, juuuust to make sure it's too slippery to practice on. (stupid rain ruining my precisions...)
hehe! I was doing that today |
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"Strength of numbers is the delight of the timid. The valiant in spirit glory in fighting alone."
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« Reply #98 on: April 04, 2008, 07:41:38 PM » |
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You use "Have you seen Casino Royale?" as your first attempt to explain parkour to someone.
I've probably done that about a hundred times... |
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« Reply #99 on: April 04, 2008, 07:55:11 PM » |
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You use "Have you seen Casino Royale?" as your first attempt to explain parkour to someone.
I've probably done that about a hundred times... seconded |
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« Reply #100 on: April 04, 2008, 08:20:18 PM » |
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You know you are a traceur when you watch animal planet for several other reasons than anyone else EVER
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 "If you cant fly, run. if you cant run, jog. If you cant jog, walk. If you cant walk, crawl. But by all means keep moving." Mr King My Blog |
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« Reply #101 on: April 04, 2008, 08:23:50 PM » |
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...when you keep finding small, random bruises with no recollection of where they came from.
...when you watch old cartoons and wish you could give pointers to Coyote.
...when you drive past someone jogging and all you can think is how bad their form is and how they're killing their knees.
...when you enjoy getting somewhere as much (if not more) than being there.
...when you can lose a dog in a chase.
...when you choose your clothing each day based at least partly on how it would aid/constrain your ability to do Parkour.
...when you have a piggy bank by your bed that has "PARKOUR SHOES" written on the side.
...when you watch your friends rock climbing/buildering and think about how much energy and time they're wasting ("Don't you see the faster, easier way up? Here, just run up here and grab that...")
...when you stop carrying your cellphone in your back pocket, because it hurts to roll on it.
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« Reply #102 on: April 04, 2008, 08:27:11 PM » |
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...when you keep finding small, random bruises with no recollection of where they came from.
...when you watch old cartoons and wish you could give pointers to Coyote.
...when you drive past someone jogging and all you can think is how bad their form is and how they're killing their knees.
...when you enjoy getting somewhere as much (if not more) than being there.
...when you can lose a dog in a chase.
...when you choose your clothing each day based at least partly on how it would aid/constrain your ability to do Parkour.
...when you have a piggy bank by your bed that has "PARKOUR SHOES" written on the side.
...when you watch your friends rock climbing/buildering and think about how much energy and time they're wasting ("Don't you see the faster, easier way up? Here, just run up here and grab that...")
...when you stop carrying your cellphone in your back pocket, because it hurts to roll on it.
lol, I account to some of those... |
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"If you cant fly, run. if you cant run, jog. If you cant jog, walk. If you cant walk, crawl. But by all means keep moving." Mr King My Blog |
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« Reply #103 on: April 04, 2008, 08:28:47 PM » |
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...when you stop carrying your cellphone in your back pocket, because it hurts to roll on it. I have that same problem, except its the case for my glasses not a cellphone xD |
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« Reply #104 on: April 04, 2008, 08:50:40 PM » |
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...when your handprints are staining the floor becaues of you qming on the dirty floor
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