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« Reply #75 on: April 03, 2008, 01:07:29 PM » |
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shoot, i trained rail precisions the other day wearing dress shoes and a blazer jacket ;p
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« Reply #76 on: April 03, 2008, 01:17:21 PM » |
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HAHA I have to try that Muhammad.
I DID do some precisions and kongs in cowboy boots and blue jeans once though. Which brings me to ..
You know you're a traceur when you finish a game of laser tag and your friends ask if that was you they saw fall from the gap in the floor during the game.
And your response is, "Did I stick the landing?"
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Abs Patentia Veni Perfectio.
If it doesn't have four legs or fly, *expletive deleted* it.
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« Reply #77 on: April 03, 2008, 01:21:57 PM » |
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Wow, this thread really took off huh? haha, I'm glad people are having fun. My fiance kept saying these things until i decided to start a thread. we're all nerds... with guts
You know your a traceur when...
You insist that jumping between two buildings 200 feet up is safe and that it truly is "just a mental barrier" despite your friends telling you about the barrier at the bottom of the 200 foot drop... ie, death
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Any information or advice given is not to be interpreted as diagnosis, or statements of causality, conditions should be evaluated by a licensed practitioner of Chiropractic or Medical Doctor IN PERSON. Therefore treatment recommendation should be considered similarly and bears no consequence to me.
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« Reply #78 on: April 03, 2008, 01:26:25 PM » |
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The funny thing is how much more people stare at you when you are training in business/dress clothes. It just doesn't look right.
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« Reply #79 on: April 03, 2008, 01:37:51 PM » |
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... you test your shoes grip on every wall you stand near, then look to see if theres anhing to grab onto above jumping heigt.
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The World. My Playground. The Streets. My Home. The Architecture. My Inspiration. The Fear. My Motivation. The Sweat, the Scars, the Pain. My Proof. My Name. Traceur.
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« Reply #80 on: April 03, 2008, 03:52:07 PM » |
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.... all the other dads look at you like you are making them look bad because you are the only one of them actually running around with your kids on the playground. .... when the ball gets stuck on the top set of closed bleachers and you are always the one that has to get it. .... when the top and the hood of your car has more dents than the sides. .... when Channing Tatum pisses you off more now than when your girlfriend made you watch Step Up. 
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Check on the rep, yep, second to none!
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« Reply #81 on: April 03, 2008, 04:40:15 PM » |
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... when you reach the "WARNING: French Vanilla!" status based on your number of APK forum posts.
...when you get pissed at your schools computer for not having Windows Media Player so you can watch that new Parkour Video
... You've been sent to the principals office for asking your physics teacher to many questions related to flips
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« Reply #82 on: April 03, 2008, 05:49:09 PM » |
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...when you hear hunters shooting in your woods, and you run straight for them, act crazy, then use your parkour skillz to run away evading their fire.  (yes, I did do this, but I don't think they were shooting directly at me.)
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"Strength of numbers is the delight of the timid. The valiant in spirit glory in fighting alone."
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« Reply #83 on: April 03, 2008, 05:51:13 PM » |
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...when you hear hunters shooting in your woods, and you run straight for them, act crazy, then use your parkour skillz to run away evading their fire.  (yes, I did do this, but I don't think they were shooting directly at me.) That's not even freerunning; that's just insane.
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Abs Patentia Veni Perfectio.
If it doesn't have four legs or fly, *expletive deleted* it.
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« Reply #84 on: April 03, 2008, 06:07:18 PM » |
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ey man, they were stompin in my parkour training grounds. Plus I was in a ninja suit.....and so far I haven't heard them hunting back there again lol
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"Strength of numbers is the delight of the timid. The valiant in spirit glory in fighting alone."
Mohandas K. Ghandi
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« Reply #85 on: April 03, 2008, 07:48:42 PM » |
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ey man, they were stompin in my parkour training grounds. Plus I was in a ninja suit.....and so far I haven't heard them hunting back there again lol
Hahaha omg ok you know your a traceur if you own a ninja suit XP
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« Reply #86 on: April 03, 2008, 07:58:50 PM » |
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you know your a traceur when everyone in school only knows you becaus ethey see you doing wallflips inbetween class
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« Reply #87 on: April 03, 2008, 08:17:04 PM » |
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ey man, they were stompin in my parkour training grounds. Plus I was in a ninja suit.....and so far I haven't heard them hunting back there again lol
Hahaha omg ok you know your a traceur if you own a ninja suit XP You know your a traceur if you just went out and bought a ninja suit because that's the only thing that you didn't have on this thread = P
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« Reply #88 on: April 04, 2008, 12:18:45 AM » |
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... people call you spiderman during gym class because you're the hardest person to hit with a dodgeball.
Yeah, I had one time when they were trying to corner me, so I walked toward them wall... As soon as they all were about to shoot I ran somewhat towards them, and as soon as they threw I tic tac'd to get a bit of height as went completely over all their shots, then came back and won. (2 left on my team at the time, and 7 on theirs). That's using random PK training for a purpose...
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« Reply #89 on: April 04, 2008, 05:24:36 AM » |
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...when your 2 feet shorter than a NBA player and can still dunk the ball. (wallrun to tic-tac to dunk)
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