Aggrsn_1
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« Reply #45 on: March 31, 2008, 07:01:11 PM » |
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You know you're a traceur when
1) you're over 20 and still "play" on playgrounds at local middle schools
2) you run up to your 2nd story apartment to grab some tools, throw them out the window, run, vault, tuck and roll off the balcony to get back down instead of using the stairs again.
3) You watch you cat jump from the couch to the mantel and think "you're doing it wrong"
4) When you get lost driving in the city you remember your way back because of the sweet spots you saw on the way.
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Jak
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« Reply #46 on: March 31, 2008, 07:03:18 PM » |
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...you used to kind of like Winter, but now it's just a pain in the ass.
...you mark the first day of Spring by the day you can do a tic-tac, climb up, precision jump, etc, without slipping or sliding (at least here in CO, we don't have rain)
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« Reply #47 on: March 31, 2008, 07:12:02 PM » |
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...sitting on your butt all day and doing nonstop physical activity isnt.
...the majority of essays your written for school relate to parkour a little bit and your teachers always ask you to explain them.
...when you play any video game you always try to do parkour within the game even if it wasnt meant to be.
...when you like summer more not only because its less cold outside but because there are more hours of daylight for training,
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Tichen
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« Reply #48 on: March 31, 2008, 07:31:09 PM » |
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your friends recognize "that look on your face" when you're looking at an obstacle and go "oh, geez. not again."
you play leapfrog and roll when you land.
your friends always come to you when a ball gets thrown on the roof.
your parents tell you you're going on a road trip and you immediately check the apk forums to see if there are any traceurs in the area
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« Reply #49 on: March 31, 2008, 07:43:09 PM » |
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You listen to a song and all you think about is how cool that song would be in a PK video.
You edit PK videos in your head to songs you're listening to.
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Stairs are for Squares.
You can hide, but you can't run!
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« Reply #50 on: March 31, 2008, 09:00:38 PM » |
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You listen to a song and all you think about is how cool that song would be in a PK video.
You edit PK videos in your head to songs you're listening to.
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« Reply #51 on: March 31, 2008, 09:05:37 PM » |
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3) You watch you cat jump from the couch to the mantel and think "you're doing it wrong"
HAHA Plus 3! That made me laugh hysterically. You know you're a traceur if you've ever successfully vaulted an obstacle and had to go back and explain to it's owner why. |
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Abs Patentia Veni Perfectio.
If it doesn't have four legs or fly, *expletive deleted* it.
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« Reply #52 on: April 01, 2008, 02:44:00 AM » |
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..you have been told to leave a place because you're scaring the children.
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Don't think, feel! It is like a finger pointing away to the moon. Don't concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory. -Bruce Lee
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« Reply #53 on: April 01, 2008, 05:30:53 AM » |
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...your favorite video game is Assassins Creed and you call yourself Altier when your climbing up a building
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shadow1234
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« Reply #54 on: April 01, 2008, 10:33:02 AM » |
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you know you are a traceur when...
you take an elevator instead of the emergency stairs...? (speed/efficiency) =p
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Kyle "Kyper" Rudolph
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Fences are made for those who cannot fly.
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« Reply #55 on: April 01, 2008, 03:18:39 PM » |
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..you have been told to leave a place because you're scaring the children.
LOL! +1 I got kicked out of McDonalds because I climbed and was cat walking on the top of tubes of the playplace and the tubes were see through and the kids were looking up and me screaming and crying because they thought I was gonna kill them. |
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This is 10% Luck 20% Skill 15% Concentrated Power Of Will 5% Pleasure 50% Pain And 100% Reason To Remember The Name "YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS" -Ozzi  |
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« Reply #56 on: April 01, 2008, 03:30:39 PM » |
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..you have been told to leave a place because you're scaring the children.
LOL! +1 I got kicked out of McDonalds because I climbed and was cat walking on the top of tubes of the playplace and the tubes were see through and the kids were looking up and me screaming and crying because they thought I was gonna kill them. lmao I can just picture that in my head. |
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Kyle "Kyper" Rudolph
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Fences are made for those who cannot fly.
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« Reply #57 on: April 01, 2008, 04:34:29 PM » |
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..you have been told to leave a place because you're scaring the children.
LOL! +1 I got kicked out of McDonalds because I climbed and was cat walking on the top of tubes of the playplace and the tubes were see through and the kids were looking up and me screaming and crying because they thought I was gonna kill them. lmao I can just picture that in my head. Can you also picture a shift manager and three disgruntles employees yelling at me? Yeah. I fucked up. Lol. Anyways, you know you're a traceur when you take the long way to get to your class just so you climb up the walls of your school and end up getting to your classroom quicker then if you had taken the short way. |
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« Reply #58 on: April 01, 2008, 05:05:35 PM » |
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You know when you are a traceur when randomly during the day on your way anywhere you just go using the long ass the handicap ramp and all of a sudden you say to your self out of shock "why in the hell am using the ramp and not cutting across by just vaulting over the rails" to which sometimes you go back and do it.
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« Reply #59 on: April 01, 2008, 06:18:33 PM » |
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Lol nice.
... one side of your bed has a depression from all the palm spins you have been doing on it.
Haha that's how mine is dude. You don't mind going to the mall with your girlfriend lol |
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