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« Reply #15 on: March 29, 2008, 09:40:39 AM » |
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haha that's pretty intense.
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When you're watching a movie, and one of the characters does a vault or something like that, usually pretty basic, and you think it's the best part of the movie, your eyes get wide, you get a smile, and you look to see if anyone else noticed it as much as you do.
Not that....that's..ever happened to me before or anything...
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« Reply #16 on: March 29, 2008, 10:11:57 AM » |
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Your friends have to constantly explain to new people you meet that "Thats just what he does all the time, don't worry about it" as you are trying out some movement or another, rather than socializing with other humans.
Your friends yell at you whenever you are at their house and have that 'look'.
You continually ostracize yourself from school by taking a moment to stretch out at the end of class.
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between the sounds and open wide to suck it in, I feel it move across my skin. I'm reaching up and reaching out, I'm reaching for the random or what ever will bewilder me. And following our will and wind we may just go where no one's been. "
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« Reply #17 on: March 29, 2008, 10:33:07 AM » |
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If know you're a traceur if... when you hear "kong" you think of this:  ...and not this:  |
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« Reply #18 on: March 29, 2008, 12:39:08 PM » |
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You know you are a traceur when...
...you are the most upset person in the whole city when the old buildings downtown start getting condemned.
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« Reply #19 on: March 29, 2008, 01:03:45 PM » |
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When you watch dawn of the dead and find yourself thinking: THERE!! RUN UP THAT WALL!!
Your friends have to constantly explain to new people you meet that "Thats just what he does all the time, don't worry about it" as you are trying out some movement or another, rather than socializing with other humans. <-- happens to me
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« Reply #20 on: March 29, 2008, 01:24:10 PM » |
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when you use the handicap ramp instead of the stairs ...
When you use the handicap ramp AND the stairs. when you use the rails on the handicap ramp to propel yourself over the stairs  |
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« Reply #21 on: March 29, 2008, 02:32:46 PM » |
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You know you're a traceur when you've flattened your air mattress attempting to dash it.
Ozzi, your cat runs away?? But it's so cute and pudgy.
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Abs Patentia Veni Perfectio.
If it doesn't have four legs or fly, *expletive deleted* it.
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Fences are made for those who cannot fly.
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« Reply #22 on: March 29, 2008, 06:06:09 PM » |
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You know you're a traceur when...
Picnic tables are no longer for eating. They're Kong vault practice area's.
You randomly leave your house when you're not PKing no matter who is over there, to go jump a wall or something else just to do it and then walk back inside.
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« Reply #23 on: March 29, 2008, 07:17:53 PM » |
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To whoever said the jacking off the chainsaw one, +20.
> A ride through the city, especially a new city, is the most exciting part of the road trip. (LOOK! Look at that rail set! Guys, stop here! Stop here!)
> You've ever wondered aloud the phrase, What Would David Belle Do? W.W.D.B.D.
> You get the evil eye from parents on the playground cause you just precisioned their kid.
> You read the last sentence and didn't find it odd, obscene, or stupid.
> Anything above head height with more than an inch wide lip is a pull up bar. No exceptions.
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« Reply #24 on: March 29, 2008, 08:01:00 PM » |
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you know you are a traceur when...
you take an elevator instead of the emergency stairs...? (speed/efficiency) =p
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Fences are made for those who cannot fly.
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« Reply #25 on: March 29, 2008, 08:36:32 PM » |
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To whoever said the jacking off the chainsaw one, +20.
> A ride through the city, especially a new city, is the most exciting part of the road trip. (LOOK! Look at that rail set! Guys, stop here! Stop here!)
> You've ever wondered aloud the phrase, What Would David Belle Do? W.W.D.B.D.
> You get the evil eye from parents on the playground cause you just precisioned their kid.
> You read the last sentence and didn't find it odd, obscene, or stupid.
> Anything above head height with more than an inch wide lip is a pull up bar. No exceptions.
Lol, your first one happens to me all the time cause I travel a lot. Speaking of that. You know you're a traceur when you go to the airport and go to the opposite side of the airport from where your flight is and wait until you only have about 10 minutes or you'll miss it to get over there as an excuse to tell the security guards when they try and slow you down for vaulting over the trashcans, benches, etc. |
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« Reply #26 on: March 29, 2008, 08:47:13 PM » |
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You know you're a traceur when you can beat a dozen skateboarders down 7 garage levels using only the skills you've acquired from training parkour.
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Abs Patentia Veni Perfectio.
If it doesn't have four legs or fly, *expletive deleted* it.
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« Reply #27 on: March 29, 2008, 09:14:42 PM » |
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You know you're a traceur when you can beat a dozen skateboarders down 7 garage levels using only the skills you've acquired from training parkour.
Running away, chasing or racing? Hopefully you were chasing! |
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« Reply #28 on: March 29, 2008, 09:31:36 PM » |
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haha, these are great. You know your a traceur when... You're friends call you up to break into their houses when they forget their keys (no joke, i'm going on 4 times so far  ) and... when they lock their patio doors cause their paranoid you might show up... And... you found out because you showed up... And... they told you never to do that again... |
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« Reply #29 on: March 29, 2008, 10:32:04 PM » |
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...when you follow squirrels with your mouth gaping in awe of their tree running skills.
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