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« on: March 28, 2008, 09:40:39 PM »

you run into a pole looking at a building rather than a hot girl...

And your girlfriend is in the habit of slapping you for staring at buildings...

and...
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« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2008, 11:09:06 PM »

You are always walking on curbs and other thin ledges just for the hell of it.
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« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2008, 11:30:53 PM »

Walls and fences suddenly become opportunities, not barriers.
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« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2008, 11:51:29 PM »

You enjoy looking for your cat when it gets lost around your neighborhood...
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« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2008, 12:19:21 AM »

You do QM as a way to get around your house
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« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2008, 12:31:52 AM »

you run into a pole looking at a building rather than a hot girl...
No joke, I did that at my school. Not looking at a building, at a girl  Grin they were in their car and I was walking next to my friends. It was embarrassing as hell. It also hurt.

you can name the guy from russian climbing.
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« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2008, 12:39:07 AM »

you run into a pole looking at a building

I literally did that!
Luckily I noticed the pole at the last second and only bumped it with my foot, but it was close. And I was scoping out the roof of a nearby building  Grin
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« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2008, 03:58:17 AM »

..When your hands look like you jacked off a chainsaw. On a good day.
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« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2008, 05:09:52 AM »

when you use the handicap ramp instead of the stairs ...
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« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2008, 08:51:39 AM »

when you use the handicap ramp instead of the stairs ...

When you use the handicap ramp AND the stairs.
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« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2008, 09:04:31 AM »

you break your toe trying to vault your dog...
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« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2008, 09:05:27 AM »

Your pants get tighter when you see a railing. =X
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« Reply #12 on: March 29, 2008, 09:10:03 AM »

haha, thats just wrong
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« Reply #13 on: March 29, 2008, 09:12:35 AM »

It'd be even wronger for traceuses
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« Reply #14 on: March 29, 2008, 09:32:53 AM »

Lol nice.

... one side of your bed has a depression from all the palm spins you have been doing on it.
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