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« Reply #825 on: October 06, 2008, 01:32:31 PM » |
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how would chuck norris be swimming through land
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« Reply #826 on: October 06, 2008, 02:02:55 PM » |
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simply because he's Chuck Norris...
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« Reply #827 on: October 06, 2008, 02:28:10 PM » |
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And when Chuck Norris swims through land, he doesn't get dirty. Rather, the dirt gets Chuck Norris! ... And David Belle critiques him on his form ... and shows him some new moves!
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"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen." -- Albert Einstein
"Hell, there are no rules here. We're trying to accomplish something!" -- Thomas A. Edison
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« Reply #828 on: October 06, 2008, 04:41:24 PM » |
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« Reply #829 on: October 06, 2008, 05:23:18 PM » |
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...When you think of yourself as a urban ninja.
...When you see the most perfect runn with all the tricks,vaults,walks,drops,and gaps and you almost cream your pants.
...When you get a stiffy from a parkour video on youtube then a porno.
...When you like being late so you can pk just to get there faster.
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« Reply #830 on: October 07, 2008, 07:56:04 PM » |
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When you look at gutters and think "Damn, that would have been so awesome"
lol, I do this for EVERYTHING! XD When you swear to people that "you won't get injured," yet the next day you end up injuring yourself. |
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Parkour: the world is your gym!
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« Reply #831 on: October 07, 2008, 08:10:34 PM » |
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LOL! That SUCKS!
When you have people questioning you CONSTANTLY and BEGGING you to show them things.
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I no longer see Obstacles. I see Opportunities.
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« Reply #832 on: October 07, 2008, 08:40:26 PM » |
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you know your a tracuer when your friend asks you to do a wallspin because it looks cool.
then he asks you to do it again, then just once more. and then 1 more time.
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« Reply #833 on: October 08, 2008, 09:57:25 AM » |
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your parents buy you a 20 pound backpack so you can't pk at school.
When on dress up as your favorite celebrity dayyou come to school with no shirt and long work out pants.
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« Reply #834 on: October 08, 2008, 10:00:22 AM » |
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your parents buy you a 20 pound backpack so you can't ok at school. Then you go ahead and do Parkour anyways. |
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“The character that takes command in moments of crucial choices has already been determined by a thousand other choices made earlier in seemingly unimportant moments." ~ Ronald Reagan
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« Reply #835 on: October 08, 2008, 10:52:07 AM » |
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...when you get depressed because your kitten is better at parkour than you.
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"At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since." - Salvador Dali
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« Reply #836 on: October 08, 2008, 12:02:47 PM » |
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...When you run up your stairs to your room and back down again on all fours just for the heck of it
...When "studying" at the local library consists of an hour of happiness in the PK world all around the outside of the building
...When buying a 360 doesnt look so bad when you can get Mirrors Edge
...When the only reason you want to go to college is because the campus is teh best place in town to have a Jam
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« Reply #837 on: October 08, 2008, 12:50:39 PM » |
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...When the only reason you want to go to college is because the campus is teh best place in town to have a Jam
heh, while visiting UDayton I was looking the walls, rails, benches and trees up and down =P |
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« Reply #838 on: October 08, 2008, 08:26:02 PM » |
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when you despise people who sit on benches.
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Just because one has trained under harsher conditions doesn't mean they are better than you, but what does is their dedication.
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« Reply #839 on: October 08, 2008, 08:38:18 PM » |
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... There's even the most remote possibility you would have this kind of conversation:
"I'm going out to train."
"Are you crazy? Have you been watching the weather reports? There's a tornado in the area! Don't you hear those sirens?"
"Aw, c'mon. It's only an F2. There's training to be done!"
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