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« Reply #690 on: September 13, 2008, 04:21:19 PM »

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You know you're a traceur when you think that climbing up to the third floor of the school is perfectly rational.
It is!  I don't know why they won't let me do it!

... When you think about vaulting something every fifteen minutes when you're focusing on something else.
... When you're writing about voltage and you spell "volt", "vault"
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« Reply #691 on: September 13, 2008, 05:02:04 PM »

i do L sits and L sit dips in class, lmao
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« Reply #692 on: September 13, 2008, 05:26:55 PM »

The company you work for gets a new machine for production.  Then when you are trying to listen to your boss explain how it works, all you can think about is doing a kong over it.
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« Reply #693 on: September 13, 2008, 05:49:22 PM »

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...you still love playing tag, but your friends don't like playing with you.




i love to do this but my friends always stop after about 30 seconds cuz they can't get on the roof!

...you stare out the window of your car and think of how you would jump/climb/ect. over the fences/house/signs/ect. along the way.

...you sometimes asume anyone can do something like a tic-tac
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« Reply #694 on: September 14, 2008, 09:50:03 AM »

i was with my coach after a football game, still in pads, walking out to the bus when i spy with my little eye a wall not but 12 foot high. I told him it wasnt that high then i ran up the wall, go on top, and then got back down, picked up my stuff and continued to walk. He is still telling this story to other teachers...
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« Reply #695 on: September 14, 2008, 08:05:29 PM »

you say "i'm going to play on those rails" and people think you're homo.
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« Reply #696 on: September 14, 2008, 08:38:34 PM »

when a new kid joins ur youth group and the frist thing the youth leader does is tell u to "climb that wall for <new kids name>"
Haha, my friend does that every time someone is by the shed at his church.
same thing happens here my leader says go ask that kid to climb that building
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« Reply #697 on: September 16, 2008, 07:45:08 PM »

When you redefine the game of tag from
Touch another player for him/her to become "it", to:
TRY to touch the other player and make him/her "it"
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« Reply #698 on: September 17, 2008, 02:42:21 AM »

When you think the spouting on roofs are your worst enemy!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #699 on: September 17, 2008, 03:54:53 PM »

People at your school know what free running is from your videos on youtube
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« Reply #700 on: September 18, 2008, 02:38:38 PM »

you dream of parkour instead of beautiful women (or guys if thats ur fancy)
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« Reply #701 on: September 18, 2008, 08:09:26 PM »

... when you say your backside hurts and people automaticly assume it's from a failed underbar.
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« Reply #702 on: September 20, 2008, 09:50:39 AM »

... when you don't need cables to jump a car.
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« Reply #703 on: September 20, 2008, 11:01:16 AM »

... when you don't need cables to jump a car.

HA +1 for that!!

... when you wished you'd stop getting notifications from this thread, but you can't help but to come back and post again.
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« Reply #704 on: September 20, 2008, 08:16:29 PM »

When you go outside all of your neighbors ask "so have you managed to scale that wall yet?"

When your parents and neighbors constantly pester you about "cool" walls and rails they've found that they want to see you scale or vault over

When all your neighbors kids automatically come to you to get footballs out of trees or weird random nooks they can't get to
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