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Mike Sechler
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« Reply #510 on: June 25, 2008, 09:46:12 PM »

No offense, but no one really likes it when people correct other people's grammar in a forum. Its, unnecessary, irrelevant, and rude.

Not to mention, some of us are typing faster than we can read!
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« Reply #511 on: June 25, 2008, 09:53:26 PM »

then learn how to speak english and we won't have that problem

and by speak i mean type
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« Reply #512 on: June 25, 2008, 10:53:14 PM »

then learn how to speak english and we won't have that problem

and by speak i mean type

Very mature. Just forget about it. I don't even want to start.

By the way, its...

"Then learn how to speak English and we wouldn't have this problem.

And by speak I mean type."

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« Reply #513 on: June 26, 2008, 01:49:51 PM »

Good one.
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« Reply #514 on: July 04, 2008, 09:13:06 PM »

then learn how to speak english and we won't have that problem

and by speak i mean type

Very mature. Just forget about it. I don't even want to start.

By the way, its...

"Then learn how to speak English and we wouldn't have this problem.

And by speak I mean type."

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Actually, it's "Then learn how to speak English and we (either won't or wouldn't, doesn't matter which cause both could work) have this problem, and by speak, I mean type.
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« Reply #515 on: July 05, 2008, 01:33:21 AM »


When you quite literally obtain the nickname "Ninja" by your entire P.E. class, and call you by nothing else.

(Seriously. One person started calling me Ninja, then everyone else started...)

You meet someone from France in that same P.E. class and are amazed that he doesn't know what Parkour is.

(This above all scared the crap out of me. lol)

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« Reply #516 on: July 05, 2008, 04:40:12 AM »


When you quite literally obtain the nickname "Ninja" by your entire P.E. class, and call you by nothing else.


When I joined VTPK I was given the name "Spyder" and have gone by it for a year. It stuck because there are just too many Chris's to use my real name all the time. Now its weird when people call me Chris.
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« Reply #517 on: July 05, 2008, 11:27:45 PM »

You think more about parkour than you think about your girlfriend (true story for me)
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« Reply #518 on: July 06, 2008, 10:11:29 AM »

Your family has become familiar with the violent BUMP as you accidentally crash into yet another piece of your bedroom furniture while practicing rolls.  Grin
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« Reply #519 on: July 06, 2008, 11:34:28 AM »

When you toe hanged in the stairs, lost the "grip" and fell forward and crashed the door.  Embarrassed Grin
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« Reply #520 on: July 06, 2008, 09:15:50 PM »

...When you're 'Total time logged in' goes from 5 hours and 3 minutes to 7 hours and 26 minutes while reading 35 pages in a single thread

...when you hate carrying anything. at any time. anywhere.

...when jeans just aren't worth it anymore.

...when you get stopped by a train and wonder exactly how fast it's going. Tongue

...when you offer complete strangers to crash at your place for a national jam.

...when you change every 'Chuck Norris' joke you know to a 'David Belle' joke.

...when you watch Ong-Bak: Thai Warrior and Tony Jaa becomes your new hero.
(I saw this movie before I knew what parkour was, and I couldn't shut up about it for weeks. "Dude, I'm telling you! This guy actually ran on people's shoulders!)

...when running on people's shoulders doesn't look that hard anymore. Tongue

...when you wish that you knew anyone who was even remotely interested in physical activity that lives nearby, just so you could jam at whim.

...when it's your birthday, and the ONLY thing you do is look for spots to hit (happened last Sunday to me! lol I'm 20 now..)
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« Reply #521 on: July 07, 2008, 01:05:27 AM »

... Your watching a movie and think "Wow there are some great spots where they are"

... your watching a movie with a chase scene and think "you could have speed vaulted that!" or "Roll across the back, not on it!"

... when getting down is no longer how you got up

... when people in cars drive by and yell "Dude its Parkour!"

... when "No skate boarding" signs and grind stubs make you laugh

... when you spend more time on APK than myspace
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« Reply #522 on: July 07, 2008, 10:18:57 AM »

then learn how to speak english and we won't have that problem

and by speak i mean type

Very mature. Just forget about it. I don't even want to start.

By the way, its...

"Then learn how to speak English and we wouldn't have this problem.

And by speak I mean type."

 Grin

Actually, it's "Then learn how to speak English and we (either won't or wouldn't, doesn't matter which cause both could work) have this problem, and by speak, I mean type.


Actually it's. Speeking english is l337. rofl. You should ttly try it omg.  Sarcasm - Akh
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« Reply #523 on: July 07, 2008, 11:06:05 AM »

when you see construction on a rail or some kind of structure being torn down and a tear is shed from your eye
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« Reply #524 on: July 07, 2008, 11:15:26 AM »

then learn how to speak english and we won't have that problem

and by speak i mean type

Very mature. Just forget about it. I don't even want to start.

By the way, its...

"Then learn how to speak English and we wouldn't have this problem.

And by speak I mean type."

 Grin

Actually, it's "Then learn how to speak English and we (either won't or wouldn't, doesn't matter which cause both could work) have this problem, and by speak, I mean type.

Alright, you all ready for this? Maybe if you had learned the proper way of typing and/or speaking the English language, we would not be having this problem at all.

lol... Tongue
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