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« Reply #2640 on: November 06, 2009, 07:23:24 PM »

when you crawl 5 miles until you noticed you left your ipod touch in your hand and cracked the screen...

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« Reply #2641 on: November 07, 2009, 08:19:15 PM »

When you overshoot an 11 ft wall run.
When your birthday cake has the apk symbol on it.
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« Reply #2642 on: November 07, 2009, 09:17:11 PM »

When you think more about Parkour or Freerunning than sex.
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« Reply #2643 on: November 07, 2009, 09:41:18 PM »

ouu it's great.
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« Reply #2644 on: November 08, 2009, 08:39:16 AM »

When you think more about Parkour or Freerunning than sex.
When parkour is like sex for you.
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« Reply #2645 on: November 08, 2009, 11:29:08 AM »

When parkour is like sex for you.

When you don't even need to date, so long as you've got Parkour.
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« Reply #2646 on: November 08, 2009, 12:15:15 PM »

When your having sex, and you want to kong your gf/bf
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« Reply #2647 on: November 08, 2009, 05:37:57 PM »

When your having sex, and you want to kong your gf/bf
in theory, works. in reality, thats weird.....
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« Reply #2648 on: November 08, 2009, 07:24:44 PM »

In hopes of destroying this overdrawn thread.



Lets move the Boxxy war here.   Grin
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« Reply #2649 on: November 08, 2009, 09:37:15 PM »

In hopes of destroying this overdrawn thread.


I second that........ But then how will we know if we are Traceurs or not........ Sarcasm - Akh
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« Reply #2650 on: November 09, 2009, 07:09:14 AM »

Lets move the Boxxy war here.   Grin

NOOO!! Please? One thread was bad enough! what have i started?!  Shocked
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« Reply #2651 on: November 09, 2009, 07:18:51 AM »

NOOO!! Please? One thread was bad enough! what have i started?!  Shocked
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« Reply #2652 on: November 09, 2009, 09:15:49 AM »

in theory, works. in reality, thats weird.....

But impressive. Great way to get laid.
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« Reply #2653 on: November 09, 2009, 02:37:09 PM »

When you realize you need to get off the topic of fornification and get back to parkour before someone kicks you from the forums, or worse the site.
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« Reply #2654 on: November 09, 2009, 03:36:58 PM »

When you realize you need to get off the topic of fornification and get back to parkour before someone kicks you from the forums, or worse the site.
agreed!  Grin
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« Reply #2655 on: November 09, 2009, 04:28:15 PM »

lol

when you ask your cat for advice
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« Reply #2656 on: November 09, 2009, 05:30:22 PM »

lol

when you ask your cat for advice

When you can climb better than a cat...... I know, cause I was out one night and this cat was following me, its my neighbor's cat, and Everywhere I whent it followed me and then I climbed up a tree and it tried hard, but couldn't climb up the tree, it just kept pacing and Meowing....... Kinda pathetic for a cat.
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« Reply #2657 on: November 09, 2009, 07:53:39 PM »

lmao

when cats try and knock you off their roof, and fail.
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« Reply #2658 on: November 09, 2009, 10:00:00 PM »

When some cat sees you cat-balancing on a railing and runs away.
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« Reply #2659 on: November 10, 2009, 05:29:41 AM »

When you say
"you might be a traceur if you say a 'you know your a traceur when' about cats"
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