Wenxin "Airzn" Yang
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Stephane?! Where?!
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« Reply #1095 on: November 19, 2008, 01:17:27 PM » |
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...When baggy sweatpants are no longer house wear only.
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I'll Never Lose My Freedom. I'll Never Lose My Ability To Fly. The Child And The Bird Are The Ones I Admire The Most.
Want to see me run over there and back? ... Want to see me do it again?
One must walk the run before they can run the run
Life gave me a pair of shoes, I decided to use them
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« Reply #1096 on: November 19, 2008, 02:16:06 PM » |
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when you run to school instead of taking the bus
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Run Free Or Die Hard
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Janine
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« Reply #1097 on: November 19, 2008, 02:25:18 PM » |
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... you own more sweatpants than jeans.
... you broke your best set of heels trying to kong in a skirt.
... you wake up cat grabbing your pillow.
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Some people write their stories with ink and a ballpoint pen.
I'll use the rubber on these shoes, till the streets and alleys end.
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Daniel Kelley
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Rawr
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« Reply #1098 on: November 19, 2008, 02:29:55 PM » |
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... you broke your best set of heels trying to kong in a skirt. Yeah, I hate it when that happens >.> Just kidding, I don't wear girl clothes. ... When you're talking with someone and need to listen to what they're saying and you say, "Could we move somewhere else? That railing is killing me." |
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Strong body, strong mind, strong spirit.
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« Reply #1099 on: November 19, 2008, 05:43:04 PM » |
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when a friend tells a story about a guy stuck in an elevator that tried to climb up through the emergncy exit at the top falls down the shaft and breaks both his legs. ur other friends instantly start talking about what would have happened if it was u. after listening to them talk about how u would have rolled when u landed, or climbed up the shaft u just smile and say, "why would i be in an elevator, the stairs are faster and more fun" conversation then stops
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CommandoChicken
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« Reply #1100 on: November 20, 2008, 04:47:47 PM » |
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you're easy to please at Christmas, as everyone just pitches in to buy you a new railing to play on.
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"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen." -- Albert Einstein
"Hell, there are no rules here. We're trying to accomplish something!" -- Thomas A. Edison
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riskysix
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SHOOM... SHOOM.....WEEEEE!!!!
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« Reply #1101 on: November 20, 2008, 06:20:31 PM » |
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When buying a new bed, your first criteria is- "Gotta be kongable..."
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"A self-proclaimed masochist is one who has never encountered a treadmill..."
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CommandoChicken
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« Reply #1102 on: November 20, 2008, 09:12:45 PM » |
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When buying a new bed, your first criteria is- "Gotta be kongable..."
You're caught in the furniture store testing to make sure the beds meet said criteria. |
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"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen." -- Albert Einstein
"Hell, there are no rules here. We're trying to accomplish something!" -- Thomas A. Edison
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Aaron Ream
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« Reply #1103 on: November 21, 2008, 02:59:09 PM » |
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When buying a new bed, your first criteria is- "Gotta be kongable..."
You're caught in the furniture store testing to make sure the beds meet said criteria. You've been kicked out of a furniture store for being caught doing said criteria. |
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I'll never look back
Ive got No Regrets
Cause time doesn't wait for me
I Choose to go my own way
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CommandoChicken
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« Reply #1104 on: November 21, 2008, 03:03:00 PM » |
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When buying a new bed, your first criteria is- "Gotta be kongable..."
You're caught in the furniture store testing to make sure the beds meet said criteria. You've been kicked out of a furniture store for being caught doing said criteria. You immediately go looking for another furniture store to test the kongability of beds. |
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"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen." -- Albert Einstein
"Hell, there are no rules here. We're trying to accomplish something!" -- Thomas A. Edison
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Aaron Ream
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« Reply #1105 on: November 21, 2008, 03:13:33 PM » |
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When buying a new bed, your first criteria is- "Gotta be kongable..."
You're caught in the furniture store testing to make sure the beds meet said criteria. You've been kicked out of a furniture store for being caught doing said criteria. You immediately go looking for another furniture store to test the kongability of beds. Places i've been asked to leave: Dillards, sears, furniture row (strip mall of furniture places), my own house, etc... |
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I'll never look back
Ive got No Regrets
Cause time doesn't wait for me
I Choose to go my own way
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Brandan Mendenhall
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« Reply #1106 on: November 21, 2008, 03:26:21 PM » |
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... you broke your best set of heels trying to kong in a skirt.
When you think that's hot.  |
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CommandoChicken
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Daniel C. Handley
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« Reply #1107 on: November 21, 2008, 03:31:57 PM » |
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... you broke your best set of heels trying to kong in a skirt.
For guys, they're called "clogs" and "kilts". |
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"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen." -- Albert Einstein
"Hell, there are no rules here. We're trying to accomplish something!" -- Thomas A. Edison
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« Reply #1108 on: November 21, 2008, 04:46:44 PM » |
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...When the more destroyed your hands look, the happier you are.
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Aaron Ream
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« Reply #1109 on: November 21, 2008, 05:14:07 PM » |
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...When the more destroyed your hands look, the happier you are.
*refers back to "When your hands look like they jacekd off a chainsaw... on a good day" post* |
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I'll never look back
Ive got No Regrets
Cause time doesn't wait for me
I Choose to go my own way
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