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« Reply #30 on: September 17, 2006, 04:44:43 PM » |
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pirates jumped off a nearby roof, everything became silent, the two mortal enemies exchaning their stares of bloodlust, and then at the loud "YARRRR" of one of the pirates, they began to charge at each other, weapons drawn, but then suddenly right as the two were about to collide.......
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« Reply #31 on: September 17, 2006, 05:39:01 PM » |
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...they decided they shouldnt fight. cause whats the point of fighting? so they sit down and have some tea. until on of the pirates draws his sword. but its to late for mr. pirate because i...
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He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.
The universe may not always play fair, but atleast it has one hell of a sense of humor.
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« Reply #32 on: September 17, 2006, 07:50:04 PM » |
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...jumped of the table and kicked in his face before he could even think about killing me...
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« Reply #33 on: September 17, 2006, 08:26:37 PM » |
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So I tore open the pirate with my hands and found a placenta. My reaction at first was WHAT THE !@# then I realized that it was a dolphin.
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« Reply #34 on: September 17, 2006, 09:16:19 PM » |
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and i was still thinking wtf why is there a dolphin inside inside this pirate, but it was to late to ask questions becuase it was 5:55 and i was in texas and my mother told me to be home at 6:00 so i....
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« Reply #35 on: September 17, 2006, 10:02:14 PM » |
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told my friend he only had five minutes to kill my mom or i might get in trouble...
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« Reply #36 on: September 18, 2006, 01:48:53 PM » |
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then i decided to don my real superhero alias and jet home as...THE FALSH!...
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« Reply #37 on: September 18, 2006, 03:20:34 PM » |
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Which means I ran home backwards ( my cousin the superhero "The F-L-A-S-H" runs frontwards). It was 5:59:55 and I WAS STILL sTUCK ON THE TURNPIKE. At that moment I realized I crossed time lines (one or two not sure). I stopped a car asked time it was, 4:59:56 I had plenty of time. I decided to put my regular clothes back on. I stopped at subway cause all that running had me hungry. I bit into my toasted sub and realized...
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« Reply #38 on: September 18, 2006, 04:02:39 PM » |
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That it tasted like semen.
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« Reply #39 on: September 19, 2006, 05:15:12 PM » |
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and that it wasnt a sub at all it was a macdonalds hamburger so i.....
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« Reply #40 on: September 19, 2006, 08:08:24 PM » |
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ran backwards supa fast in a hurried attempt to get some kung fu training in china (kill bill style) so that i could battle off that 2nd pirate, who's angry about his sworn enemy's dolphin getting ripped out...
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« Reply #41 on: September 19, 2006, 08:24:50 PM » |
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when i found out that i can't spel gud.
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« Reply #42 on: September 20, 2006, 11:45:26 AM » |
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Not knowing how to spell gooood or gudd WHATEVER!! I became frustrated and realized that I compared the taste of a subway sub to the taste of semen??? (Sat, wanna tell us something?) In china I found a dojo with a training space that was as Sebastien Foucon would say "very good". There was a man sipping tea at the door and asked me why I was here. I am here to....
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« Reply #43 on: September 20, 2006, 03:53:19 PM » |
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unlock my inner potential. to unlock my chi, to find my own way. so he pointed me to a map shop and i...
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« Reply #44 on: September 21, 2006, 09:31:15 PM » |
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realized i didn't have any cash, so i sold my plasma and then...
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