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« Reply #20 on: April 06, 2009, 02:54:53 PM » |
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Hunting for sport... Hmm... Makes me think of this. |
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« Reply #21 on: April 06, 2009, 03:05:11 PM » |
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Assuming these are real;
A buddy knows a guy from his church who was out deer hunting with his son and they were on this ledge as a buck walked by. His gun jammed, his son was afraid to take the shot so the dude jumped off the ledge and pinned it to the ground by the neck. Then he had his kid shoot it after a short struggle with the deer.
A dude was grilling when a black bear entered over the fence into his yard. The bear attacked and the guy grabbed a knife killing the bear. Apparently PETA was upset.
A deer jumped through a dude's sliding glass doors and the dude wrestled with it when the deer attacked. In the end apparently the deer's neck was broken by him.
I guess I'll go fact check. Regardless, it's pretty awesome.
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« Reply #22 on: April 06, 2009, 03:11:47 PM » |
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take a bear claw to the face and then tell me how you feel lol.
dead lol I've always thought about going out into the wild in a Ghille Suit with some sort of odor that doesn't attract animals to me or give away my position or my presence. Then when the time is right, pop out from out of the ground with my big ass knife and kill ze animal!!! or just bring a .50 cal and snipe bitches. Lollll see, the sniper rifle just kills the fun of everything!! once human became lazy they created things like guns and stuff like that. ok fine no sniper, a bow and some arrows  Gotta have some tool! That's why humans are the most superior race!  Our ability to create, besides... going up against a bear with a knife probably wouldn't end so well unless you have super reflexes and dodge everything lol |
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« Reply #24 on: April 06, 2009, 04:35:32 PM » |
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I love that horse marathon article so much.
I know someone who took a deer down with a knife. He's a fireman, he tracked it and then outran it, I don't know what happened exactly and to be honest he may have just gotten lucky, but it is something he had been trying to do for years, every time we were out in the woods and he saw tracks he would be gone for hours.
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« Reply #25 on: April 06, 2009, 04:49:44 PM » |
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There is a story that four guys in the Air Force were doing SERE training and all they had on them was a knife to each one. Long story short, the guys are found along with a dead moose carcass... partially eaten.
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« Reply #26 on: April 06, 2009, 04:50:25 PM » |
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i wretled a deer to the ground in arkansas but it was domesticated and a doe
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« Reply #27 on: April 06, 2009, 04:51:53 PM » |
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i wretled a deer to the ground in arkansas but it was domesticated and a doe
Umm... ok. Don't tell me she was pregnant as well. |
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« Reply #28 on: April 06, 2009, 06:31:48 PM » |
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Hunting for sport... Hmm... Makes me think of this. I would never hunt for sport, only for food. |
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« Reply #29 on: April 06, 2009, 08:09:26 PM » |
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That's why you get a blade made from polymorphous steel, shaped into a blade it cuts through almost anything. Hell, slices through Kevlar and steel body armor like effing butter. I'd like to see a bear survive a cut from one of those.
Lmao, there's no such thing as polymorphous steel. Polymorphism is a property of steel, due to it changing it's crystalline form at different temperatures. The hardest steel you can get is Damascus, which contains carbon nanotubes (nearly as hard as diamond) and nobody can even recreate it. Other than that, there's just high carbon and pattern welded steel, which at most can get you an RC hardness of 64, nowhere near sharp enough to slice through kevlar and steel body armor like "effing butter." You're talking to a knifemaker  |
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« Reply #30 on: April 06, 2009, 08:23:47 PM » |
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« Reply #31 on: April 07, 2009, 08:01:02 AM » |
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What? I laughed so hard when I saw that pic.
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« Reply #32 on: April 07, 2009, 12:51:43 PM » |
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ok this thread was just for laughs and the actual concept of using parkour to hunt
i'll worry about it when i actually go hunting
so stop killing my ideas lol
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« Reply #33 on: April 07, 2009, 01:22:33 PM » |
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Lmao, I wasn't trying to kill your ideas, I was just pointing out an obviously pseudo-intellectual comment.
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« Reply #34 on: April 07, 2009, 01:29:31 PM » |
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You're talking to a knifemaker hahaha. And I agree with Scott, you just wanna sideflipkick (I just made that one up) a deer in the face. It may or may not run into a car afterwards. |
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« Reply #35 on: April 07, 2009, 01:35:17 PM » |
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Lmao, I wasn't trying to kill your ideas, I was just pointing out an obviously pseudo-intellectual comment.
they still hurt though.........killing my dreams |
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« Reply #36 on: April 07, 2009, 02:35:22 PM » |
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actually i would go through the smoke of a open fire, to kill my scent
i would get a few knives, shuriken, and a bb gun( good one) and thats all i need
i could probaly get a few freinds we wear all black and go hunting at night
rabbits - are blinded by flash lights and wont move when pointed at
bears - are somewhat sloth like so taking one down would be hard but not impossible
deer/doe- probaly the hardest one to catch/ i probaly have to fall on one from a tree and cut it's throut before it fights back
A bear would kill you and smash your face in. It would be impossible to take down a bear w/ your bare hands.... I know you were joking right? |
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« Reply #37 on: April 07, 2009, 03:33:08 PM » |
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Lmao, I wasn't trying to kill your ideas, I was just pointing out an obviously pseudo-intellectual comment.
No need for insults, man. I meant amorphous steel, not polymorphous, just a bad typo. But seriously though, special fitted armor made D3O that covers your entire body, and a straight-ish ninja/samurai blade (can't remember specific name, but it looks like this: http://images.solidcactus.com/swblades/niswwidrinja.gif) made from amorphous steel. *sigh* I can only dream... |
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« Reply #38 on: April 07, 2009, 04:17:20 PM » |
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Bears are not remotely sloth-like. Killing one with your bare hands would not be impossible... just highly improbable. If you did kill a bear with your bare hands... do they become bear hands?
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« Reply #39 on: April 07, 2009, 07:22:46 PM » |
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A sword machined from amorphous steel would take no more than 100 foot pounds of torque broad-side to snap. It's almost as brittle as glass, but incredibly hard.
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