Points taken all around...lol. Thanks for the motivational words, fellas. So I had me an idea, since I train at this area which is basically an assortment of random assorted soccer fields that no-one ever really uses. Since there's over a dozen soccer goalposts of various shapes and sizes, I thought, "Why not use this to my advantage?" So I've finally found my pull-up bars, and low rails to balance on, not to mention a great place to do hanging traverses and modified underbars. I can basically run a circuit of the whole field, going from goalpost to goalpost. I jump to the first bar perpendicular to me, attempt a pull-up(or at least let myself down from my jump slow enough to strengthen the muscles) and traverse across the longer bit of it, then do another pull-up at the end of it. It's murder, but I love it...lol. Startin' to get some good blisters goin'. Hopefully, I'll soon have some decent calluses to serve as scars from my never-ending battle against gravity.
A great bonus about this field, though: there's a couple of medium-sized goalposts that nobody seems to be using, so I started taking that "use anything you can" advice into account, and my mind made a weird connection between the Olympic bar and the goalpost...so now I'm trying to figure out different ways to lift these goalposts...

. Also, there's tires. BIG tires. Very flippable big tires, if you catch my drift...lol. Granted, the field itself is a little muddy, but it's a goldmine of possibilities. Now if only I can figure out a place to practice wall-ups and vaults...*pondering*.........
Thanks again, y'all. You're tops.