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« on: July 08, 2008, 09:21:49 PM »

I was perusing www.Infiltration.org 's dictionary and noticed 'Parkour' was in it:

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parkour n. French sport involving climbing up, jumping onto and falling off of manmade structures; often described as skateboarding without a skateboard.

Pretty much a big ol' FAIL...

They got the French part right.  Roll Eyes

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http://www.infiltration.org/resources-infilspk.html
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« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2008, 09:36:21 PM »

OUCH. WTF

Oh man they got it right. I gotta rethink all my knowledge now. Call all the people from teh media who interviewed us and apologize for giving such fake info. shame on me.  Sarcasm - Akh
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« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2008, 10:10:21 PM »

Not gonna lie, sometimes when people just don't get it, I like to say "Skateboarding without a skateboard..." fail on me.. Sad
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« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2008, 12:56:29 AM »

I sent them an email proposing a change. I'll keep people informed about the progress.
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« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2008, 06:58:41 PM »

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falling off of manmade structures

Oh, this is great!  From now on, I'm going to describe Parkour as: "Falling off of man-made structures -- like bungee jumping, but without the cord".  Tongue
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« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2008, 08:45:12 PM »

like bungee jumping, but without the cord".  Tongue

Hahahahahaha!!! T-shirt worthy?
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« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2008, 09:14:32 PM »

yes, t-shirt design would be a plain square one-color  2 dimensional obstacle with a simplified human form (as typical of roadsigns) falling off of the obstacle onto head, with the word Parkour in large block letters at the top. yes.
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« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2008, 09:57:21 PM »

I'd buy it.
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« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2008, 08:09:43 PM »

Y'know, what about a t-shirt with a list of BAD definitions of Parkour?  Like:

Top 10 WRONG Definitions of Parkour:
10. Skateboarding without a skateboard.
9. Doing stunts in the street.
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1. Jumping onto and falling off of man-made structures.

Ideally, it would also have small icons / pictures of stick figures dying horrible deaths when actually attempting to do what the definition states.  It can be both funny and (somewhat) educational at the same time!  I'll buy a few if someone is willing to design it...
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« Reply #9 on: July 10, 2008, 08:17:57 PM »

I'll make a topic in Socialize to organize the top ten.

brb.

EDIT: http://www.americanparkour.com/smf/index.php?topic=11062.0
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« Reply #10 on: July 11, 2008, 02:29:31 PM »

Not gonna lie, sometimes when people just don't get it, I like to say "Skateboarding without a skateboard..." fail on me.. Sad

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« Reply #11 on: July 11, 2008, 10:49:34 PM »

Having some trouble with the email. It keeps bouncing... I'm still working on it though.
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« Reply #12 on: July 12, 2008, 07:38:43 AM »

Thanks for doing this, man. I was going to, but you beat me to it.

What definition did you suggest?
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