American Parkour

Here:
1) Girls will like you. I got 3 that like me.
2) You become a hunk.  [WTF]
3) You will become more healthy, so in turn you will live longer.

Someone please fix traceur in the title, thanks

4) You get to meet awesome people that have the same passion as you.

5) it makes you have so much more of an optimistic outlook, at least for me.

6) Your dad might even get you a climbing wall for your b-day.....

7) Your parents actually look for stuff for you to jump off of...

8. Christmas is easy. Sweatpants and Ariakes anyone?

9) Parents will drive you to find a new gym.

10) you can shoot lasers from your eyes

ha honestly.

11L You can save lives!! ha ha. maybe.

12) The chance to persever over obstacles both physical and mentally throughout life becomes a lot more easier!

13.) The accusations of insanity have finally been justified.

14 ) Freedom. haha yes christmas will be easy

14.) You have awesome shoes.

15.) You have friends throughout the world.

You acquire a more positive outlook towards any situation.

17) You finally have something to do when there's nothing else to do

You've become more efficiant in every aspect of your life.  ;D

19. You enjoy the simpler things in life (I've been known to cheer when I spot a new rail or ledge).
20. Video games and television seem like distractions on a sunny afternoon.

21. Sugar and fats no longer interest you.

+1 to whoever said "insanity is now jusitifed." Classic, and true.

22) You get cool nicknames like 'Skipper', 'M2', and 'Monk E. Boi'.

(Though you ever notice the most respected or skilled freerunners/traceurs are known by their full names? David Belle, Daniel Illabca, etc.)

Cause they don't have APK accounts. Lol.

Because the media won't publish a forum handle. :-p

Except Peter Parkour

you do something lots of people think is realy cool!

24. you have a legit reason to meet complete strangers u met on the internet

25   you get to pretend youre level headed but really act immature when someone bothers you


ha jk

25   you get to participate in the most important campaign of all time   bunnies vs monkies

27. You become an expert on philosophy and humanitarianism

you always have something cool to talk about... ;D

29. Little kids look up to you...as a God.

30. if you cant win a fight, its easy to run away from one

+1 for that, my friend.

31. You're not sure whether you're more interested in women... or buildings.

lol, im pretty sure im more interested in women bro.

I dunno, buildings are really starting to appeal to me. You should have see this one...

32. You have a reason to run around in the town topless. :-Sarcasm

33. You may be a master of the art of movement, but more often then not you walk like a cripple up stairs.

34. dont have to buy gas

35. You actually know how to spell Traceur

36) you actually have a reason to workout (for me at least, I didn't untill PK)

37.)(some) elderly people look at you as a god.

I've seen it happen...

38) You can be late for work and still get there on time.

39) Obstructions often make things "easier" for you.

40) You pretty much rule the internet.

Too true
39) You have an excuse for not hanging out with your non-traceur friends after school.

41.Running has never been so enjoyable  :P

42. You get an adrenaline rush when you see a good rail.

43. You watch Casino Royale with your mom, and she can't believe that Sebastian Foucan did any of the stuff he did without safety harnesses and the whole bulky getup, even though logically there is no way that would be possible, and she knows it.

44. Your vocabulary enhances greatly as you search harder and harder for that one sentence explanation of what parkour is.

45. A lot of the elderly generation think this newer generation is fat and lazy, I'm proud to be one that's not.

ahahaha, that's way too true. I was doing some at a playground, and before I knew it a swarm of little kids were asking me to do more, and they followed me forever.... until I left. hahahah.

46. Your more excited when you see a park than a kindergartener.

You're f*cking ace at moving on all fours.

i can see you enjoy being on your knees :D  :-Sarcasm

Yeah, I learned it from your mother!

47. You can out run a bicycle.

48. You get friends at the hospital. (it's half and half...)

Lol, do you mean you make friends at the hospital, or you can get friends to the hospital?

What kind of friends do you have? haha

I mean, if you happen to go all the time, you and the docters are on a first name basis....I don't know where the hospital is where I live though...that's why it's half and half..

You can go like anywhere in the world

... and meet someone in real life.

49.  You can win alot of bets with your friends on what you'll jump off of.

50. You have a reason as to why you wear naruto gear when you aren't running around like crazy. (You're an urban ninja)

Are you blowing me, bro?

you no longer fear the cops.

you've formed a new addiction: confronting your fears, rather than avoiding them.

53. You can do things normal people only dream of.

54. You forget what the word fear means.

55. u no longer care where that bruise came from

56. You get to be a jedi or ninja like you wanted to be when you were younger. ;D ;D ;D

57. Your friends can tell you something is impossible and you can smile like the devil when you manage it  ;)

58. You laugh in the face of danger

59: Your parents don't bother to buy you a fire escape if your room is on the second story, they just say, "He'll/She'll be fine."

60. The word roll now has nothing to do with dinner.

lol

lol now its the most important thing in your life  ;)

You have difficulty understanding why other people aren't as excited about a jungle gym or a rail ;D

.....(or maybe thats just me lol)

i get that all the time, friends will just look at me like whats so exiting about a friggin playgroud, so i look back like whats not exiting

62. you never take the easy path anymore... you look for the one with a "dead end"

Indeed :P

EDIT: wrong thread...  :-X